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Jury Duty is the way/ we reward those who have not / commited a felony
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BloggyMcBlogBlog returns
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Once more i begin/to twitter my endless stream/ in the spring sunshine
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New iPhone Software
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Trying to remember which end the OD comes out of.
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I won the Oscar for US Citizen who participated in the movie industry the least in 2007.
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James always wins at/ rock paper scissors because/he always cheats well.
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Finally I have my/inbox under one thousand/messages. So much crap.
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I am twittering/ from my iPhone now. Could I/ be more last year, huh?
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For no real reason/I have changed my twitter/picture you can see
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Is it OK if I/start my midlife crisis now/before it is time?
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Ultra Extreme fev/er is the peggle orgasm/of all pegs removed
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Drinking gimlets in/the kitchen of my home where/ my children do yell
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Is it OK to do/ this twitter thing while sitting/ on the toilet, huh?
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Slowly I descend/ Into late afternoon in/ my darkening cube
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Listen for Jordan/Who twitters not much today/Winter drizzle fals
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I return to cube/that is not truly my own/ Doo Wap Doo Wap Doo Wow
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Clients love to have issues/Monday and Friday Morning/The sky cries from pain
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Jordan asks for me/ To twitter so that he can/ feel as though I hear
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Black fly why do you / bite my tender arms that I / would not hit you with
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