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  1. Kiddo is sick again. Really what this means is that my laptop is being monopolized. 6:14 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. Pixies FTW! The concert was awesome. And I'm not even hung over! Score. 9:17 AM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Child is home sick with the flu and is consequently having a roaring good time playing on the computer. Something doesn't seem right, here. 10:14 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. @angellio They're actually part of a birthday gift, but I'll get ya next time. 10:11 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to angellio
  5. Baking cookies. Which I will not eat I will not eat I will not eat. 9:31 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. I love watching Tim Gunn freak out. MAKE IT WORK, MF'ERS!! 7:41 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. Don't disappoint me, season finale of Project Runway's most boring season ever. Don't disappoint me. 7:18 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. @abchao Happy anniversary to you and the Chairman!! 7:15 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to abchao
  9. @lissa_angeline You are so right. The sight of her makes me long for a bath in calamine lotion. 3:00 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to lissa_angeline
  10. @lissa_angeline I KNOWWWW! So scary. 2:56 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to lissa_angeline
  11. @Sundry I KNOW. It made me want to slather myself in sunscreen. 2:19 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to Sundry
  12. @amyrad If I could afford Chanel polish, I could probably afford a professional manicurist... :) 2:09 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to amyrad
  13. Tickets to any former American Idol's show. #thingsidontwantforChristmas 9:55 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. Ex-boyfriend phone calls. #thingsidontwantforChristmas 9:53 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. @wonderlandkat I barely have done anything with my hands, I used a topcoat, and STILL the shit chips. ARGH 9:47 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to wonderlandkat
  16. @fredlet :) 9:46 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to fredlet
  17. How do you get your nails not to chip? HOW HOW HOW?? Grrr. 9:31 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. Danielle Steel novels. Because I love to read, ya know. #thingsidontwantforChristmas 8:46 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. Fucked-up "Healthcare Reform" #thingsidontwantforChristmas 8:34 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. @wonderlandkat Good luck. 8:33 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to wonderlandkat
  • Name Jen Trance
  • Location Chicago.
  • Web http://trancejen.net
  • Bio Not just your garden-variety neurotic smartass.
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