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  1. OH: "One out of two male friendships ends in dudevorce."
  2. At the Alameda Flea Market w/ @aprilini @ceedub @j. To imagine it, envision the annual meeting of the Better Business Bureau of Thunderdome.
  3. Wrapping up a superb Independence Day. So happy for @alpjor and @erikanj. Had a great time w/ friends. Curling up w/ @j and Captain Janeway.
  4. Listening to your shame by way of http://playground.last.fm/u... , Last.fm's most frequently deleted scrobbles… deleted for good reason.
  5. If today was a tree, it would be a majestic oak. An oak covered in feces after the giant ran out of enough birch to wipe his sizeable ass.
  6. My Navy boot camp instructor was a true virtuoso of the expletive. The things I've called Omniture today would make him blush.
  7. Wow, this is cool! 3D video stabilization makes home movies look like they were shot by Kubrick. http://digg.com/d1vVfR (via @craigcook)
  8. While I realize this doesn't strictly qualify as an all-nighter, an hour and a half of sleep is nothing more than a dirty tease.
  9. Buying shampoo. Saleswoman just asked if I have time for a "stress-relieving hand ritual". My confusion has made us both uncomfortable.
  10. MEMORANDUM July 1, 2009 To: @Facebook From: @Trammell Subject: Facebook Event Creation Page http://tr.im/qvs2
  11. In our inaugural match, @digg's volleyball team, The Shovels, lost 20-25, 26-24, 4-15. 'Twas a valiant first effort, nonetheless.
  12. On tonight's episode of Jeopardy!… Answer: "Visit this site started in 2004 where people can vote on news articles." http://digg.com/d1vLQn
  13. Just hit Inbox 1337! ƒ34® |\/|¥ 3|\/|41£ $|{1££$.
  14. Walking around the office asking, "Who needs knee pads?" is one of the perks to serving as @Digg volleyball team captain.
  15. Some days you're the monkey; some days you're the president of Zambia. http://digg.com/d1vFji
  16. An hour spent listening to @sprint argue w/ a collection agency over an account closed 2 years ago does not a pleasant Monday morning make.
  17. Another year, another great sloshball game. Covered in dirt, beer, sweat, meat, rashes, other people's sweat. Happy bday, @ceedub @reelfeed!
  18. In Golden Gate Park at Speedway Meadows STOP Have burgers, beer, kickball, and sausages STOP Bring mustard STOP ###
  19. Disney's G-Force movie has nothing to do w/ Battle of the Planets?! http://tr.im/pTN7 Guinea pig spies instead?! ++Ungood. http://tr.im/pTPm
  20. Vowing to all within the sound of my barbaric yawp, I will do this one day: http://tr.im/pNdD