TracyJordanTGS
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This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my "Family" and "Friends" DVD sets.
about 19 hours ago
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I guess a leopard really can't change his spots. Professor Growl just scratched up Kenneth's face when he tried to apply the fur dye.
10:51 AM Nov 24th
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Spending another day at the strip club may be a Blessing in Disguise. Blessing is a stripper who dresses up like a teacher on Thursdays.
7:25 AM Nov 19th
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I always have to wait so long at the DMV. Especially when I go there and try to order a milkshake.
11:02 AM Nov 16th
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It might just be my medication talking but, "I'm medication! I help you feel better."
6:36 AM Nov 10th
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Excited about the Long weekend. I don't have Monday off but Shelley is staying in our guest bedroom.
11:31 AM Nov 6th
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Dotcom thinks he's so smart just because he went to college and doesn't need a friend to tie his shoes.
11:33 AM Nov 5th
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It is election day so I'm off to The Poles, that election themed strip club in midtown.
7:11 AM Nov 3rd
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Does duct tape stick to shark skin? The ninja Halloween costume I bought him keeps slipping off.
12:51 PM Oct 30th
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Perfect day to curl up with Angie and watch a scary movie like "Halloween" or "Nights in Rodanthe".
6:29 AM Oct 27th
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It's going to be hard to top what I gave out for Halloween last year. Jaguar sports cars with live jaguars inside were a big hit.
6:53 AM Oct 26th
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"Tracy Jordan Presents 'The Erotic Adventures of Liz Lemon: A Story of Triumph'" will be able Christmas Day 2009. You're welcome, world.
11:05 AM Oct 23rd
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Angie's mad at me again. But sleeping in the doghouse isn't so bad when your dog has an indoor pool and nice-sized library.
11:07 AM Oct 21st
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Thanks a lot, Balloon Boy Dad. I guess I will lose Good Housekeeping's World's Worst Father Award for the ninth year in a row!
7:20 AM Oct 19th
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Jack better be paying for this lunch he's taking me to. I'm not made of money. If I was I wouldn't be able to breathe or digest food.
9:46 AM Oct 15th
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Back to work again which means back to the old grind... machine that I use to make delicious sausages!
1:32 PM Oct 14th
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Why does my rock tumbler not work?! Is it because I am impatient and keep opening it every 30 seconds?
10:02 AM Oct 7th
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Jon Gosselin is a bad father and I should know. I missed my son's game so I could watch an "Everybody Loves Raymond" I had already seen.
11:28 AM Oct 6th
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The only thing that wakes me up in the morning is a fire alarm. That's why I have Grizz light a small grease fire in my bedroom every day.
7:14 AM Oct 5th
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Today is the first day of October. I'm already spooked and Columbus Day is still two weeks away!
10:58 AM Oct 1st
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