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  1. "Is the fact that you directed WILD HOGS something you want to brag about?"
  2. "This is your first day at work since your drastically different haircut. How embarrassed are you, on a scale of 1 to 10?"
  3. "So let me get this straight. The one white running back in Division 1-A football is going to win the Heisman?"
  4. "Compared to most things in life, opening a pickle jar is pretty difficult."
  5. "Just saw FLASH OF GENIUS last night. God I hope we don't get sued by Greg Kinnear."
  6. "Sort of like OVER THE TOP but for beards."
  7. "I think Zach Galifianakis and Baron Davis should do a movie together where they travel to some kind of beard national championships."
  8. "I don't always understand my subconscious, but I respect its work ethic."
  9. "Sometimes it's not about masturbating harder, it's about masturbating smarter."
  10. "I've always said, important things are so important in life."
  11. "Is a skinny post the same as a regular post, but with less sugar?"
  12. "I recently broke up with my girlfriend so I could spend more time not getting laid."
  13. "I was a little surprised to see Topher Grace is now doing Domino's commercials."
  14. "Who would've thought something as gay as Twitter would get this popular?"
  15. "Isn't it ironic that a lot of janitor uniforms are made by a company called Harvard?"
  16. @SeanWSpoon12 go get 'em.
  17. "I recently had to take out a second mortgage. And I don't even know what that means."
  18. "Who's your favorite mid-major -- the MAC, the WAC, or the Big 12 North?"
  19. @sportsguy33 Clarence Gilbert captained the collegiate version of this team for four years at Missouri. http://tiny.cc/LhPY2
  20. "The other night I was feeling pretty good about what I was doing with my night until I heard my neighbors fucking."