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  1. Why's it so hard to find a plumber / gasman in Milton Keynes?! Need gasfire and plumbing sorted, can anyone recommend someone?
  2. @barnstormed It definitively had a Prom Night / Jennifer's Body feel to it (without the 6 foot size 0 Hollywood superstar element).
  3. @west4street Thankfully, no friends butchered, JUST family. However, as hubby will confirm, always good idea 2 hide sharp objects around me.
  4. I dreamt I was a serial killer. I even killed family members, people I LIKE! There was blood running down my legs&I was wearing a ballgown.
  5. Fab weekend in my old hometown of London despite walking in rain with a hole in my shoe & getting lost in a funhouse mirror maze in Hyde Pk.
  6. I just woke up from an afternoon snooze with an unwitting froooonnnnnge, first invented by @KathMiddleditch
  7. Traumatic experience at Tesco just now,full of hysterical new mothers blocking my Honda S2000 in either side wiv monstrous people carriers.
  8. @heyjames Thanks!!!
  9. Ryt, off to find a dress 4 award ceremony tonight. Realised last night the 1s I possess are appropriate only for a night at a strip club...
  10. To sort out Japan's falling birthrate, a bank there lets its staff home early so they can procreate. New policy 4 OU? ;-) http://bit.ly/U2nG
  11. Watched 2012 last night, THE most ridiculous film I have ever seen. But amazing fx and v. exciting (but still ridiculous) in parts...
  12. Huh.@robynslingsby jus insisted I make coffee 4 Corrie star she's interviewing.Yeh,I'm leaving u in the lurch but no need to demote me, luv!
  13. Someone's selling pig ears on our work noticeboard! Yum!
  14. @heyjames O no, what's happened? Do you need any help? I'll try to pop down this week.
  15. @barnstormed Just saw this. Yes, it did, thank you so much fixer boy!
  16. How DARE my husband hoover during Gossip Girl?!
  17. If the hubbles tells me to 'check out that blade of grass, can you see it?' followed by 'HD is so awesome' again, I'm gonna scream!
  18. @barnstormed is an utter genius, he magicked back my internet connection. I swear if my brain was broken, he'd be able fix that too.
  19. We have a regular Del Boy working here in the form of @robynslingsby, selling all sorts of crazy stuff from the boot of her car at lunch!
  20. So... our Sky HD box was delivered today. Am gonna watch a horror film to see if all the blood and gore looks even more bloody and gory!