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  1. What a cup of cold cunt juice. Fuck.
  2. Fuck. Except for the fucking proof!! Cunty used to fucking play for Arsenal, a fucking club named after a fucking shitflap. CUNT!
  3. The French are Cunts. Thierry Henry? Cunt. I rest my fucking case. Get cunted.
  4. Poor @lucyinglis fucking computer is cunted. She's a fucking historian. Put your fucking computer in a MUSEUM then. Fuck. WANKER.
  5. @MaggieA Get thee to a CUNTERY. Fuck.
  6. @wlmager *twitches* Fuck. It's a fucking fine line. CUUUNT.
  7. A new cunting entry at 139 is @HipHopComedian. He's a fucking funny fucker is this guy. Fucking hip hop and you just don't fucking stop.
  8. 140 with a fucking bullet. @EDHARCOURT . Fucking cheese machine. Ed lives in his fucking mother, and may emerge one day. FROM HER CUNT.
  9. Everyone meet @Woggzeh. What.a.cunt. He's my 141st fucking follower, so clearly the cunt's got some special fucking needs. Get fucked Sir.
  10. How do you like them Fucking Apples? Fuck.
  11. The word CUNT derives from the Ancient Danish word KUNTA. Thanks for that you fucking Danish Knob-Pilots.
  12. No China. Fuck Off. Your cunting Wall isn't the only manmade thing seen from fucking space. What about my fucking cock? Fuck. Off. WANKERS.
  13. You're not as fuck as you're Cuntlike. Fuck.
  14. Water on the fucking moon. Fuck. So fucking what? There's water in my fucking cock and it comes with a fucking telescope for free. WANKER.
  15. "Eww, what's that?" says little Tim. "Er, that's where Dad hit me with an Axe" says Mum. "Wow mum! Right in the Cunt".
  16. Fucking rain. What.a.Fucker. It's wetter than Jordan's hole out there and my fucking Umbrella's still stuffed up someone's arse. Fuck.
  17. Police ask lost kid: "What's your Mum like?" Kid: "Big Cocks and Vodka, What the Fuck's that got to do with it? Cunt."
  18. @MaggieA YOU.FUCKING.DIRTY.BASTARDS. Wash the FUCK UP or sip from fucking Cock-Wiped Crockery (Cockery) in future. Or get Fucked. Cunts. XX
  19. @givemestrength Fucking glad for you. Now get fucked.
  20. RT @cuntmydadsays Hello Dad. Hello Cunt. Don't say that Dad. OK Cunt.