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TotallyLaime

  1. @McMillzz eeeep! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to McMillzz
  2. The only thing wrong with Diane Keaton is nothing about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Going for a run because I love how it makes me feel! (like the fat piece of shit that I am) about 7 hours ago via web
  4. @robdelaney deaf people aren't allowed to have sex. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to robdelaney
  5. Can one of you form a band that will make it acceptable/cool for me to wear flannel shirts and cords every day? about 7 hours ago via web
  6. orecchiette is the kale of pasta about 19 hours ago via web
  7. Nothing quite separates the men from the boys like puberty. 12:32 PM May 26th via web
  8. Handcuffs mean that either something really good or really bad is about to happen, there's no in between. 5:29 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Photo: Poem of the day (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZCzOHwM8FNsh 4:29 PM May 25th via Tumblr
  10. I know that @dr_rosen_rosen would skate the shit outta this instagr.am/p/LEDglPCnVx/ 1:40 PM May 25th via Instagram
  11. You can tell where the good food is by following the flies. 11:47 AM May 25th via web
  12. Super fun new totally laime up with BFF's own @LukaJones! Check it: bit.ly/KmX4VA 9:09 AM May 25th via TweetMeme
  13. Lesbians are neat - can I get an amen?! 6:33 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Just pointed out my coffee shop to @devero29 who is visiting & she said "that liquor store?" #sheknowsmesowell 4:16 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @EliBraden YES. 3:28 PM May 24th via web in reply to EliBraden
  16. Sweating is not ladylike but it's kind of hard not to do when five guys are whitewashing me in the rotary club basement. 3:28 PM May 24th via web
  17. Photo: Poem of the day (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZCzOHwM3KdhN 10:20 AM May 24th via Tumblr
  18. Q: What did one horny horse say to the other? A: Let's hoof sex! 9:24 AM May 24th via web
  19. It was @nottjmiller time in our house tonight and it was FUN. 9:06 PM May 23rd via web
  • Name Elizabeth Laime
  • Web http://www.totall...
  • Bio Podcaster. Poet. Comedy Writer. Flirter. Rescuer of dogs. & Totally Laime
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