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@rpnixon @DinaMeyer "Were a treat"? IMHO, Dina Meyer still IS a treat! I saw her in a Criminal Minds repeat the other night. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to rpnixon
@Original_Cindy @Moronwatch Because he produces his own gas and hot air? about 23 hours ago via web in reply to Original_Cindy
@robdelaney You mean they're NOT??? about 24 hours ago via web in reply to robdelaney
Most obnoxious ad on TV: the idiot who says 'What time is it? It's the best time to get a Chevy.' 6:00 AM May 26th via web
@psycho_meower My game stopped working for awhile--problem with Steam--but it's back up now. 9:54 PM May 25th via web in reply to psycho_meower
@psycho_meower Hey, daughter, are you still playing #Skyrim? 9:37 PM May 25th via web
@domynoe Do you have to move, or not? 7:44 PM May 25th via web in reply to domynoe
@SeanNBCLA @yoda I saw MIB3 today. It was okay, but not the greatest. I thought Tim Curry was the bad guy. Guess not. 7:43 PM May 25th via web in reply to SeanNBCLA
Watching 'A Bridge Too Far'. Soldier says to Sean Connery "I think we might actually make it." Connery: "Everyone knws God was a Scotsman" 9:52 AM May 25th via web
Guys, isn't it nice that Cyvita promises us 'longer, stronger, more frequent erections'? They use that exact phrase 4 times. LOL 9:33 AM May 25th via web
My Name is America by Todd Allen Herendeen- The Official Patriotic Anthe...: youtu.be/6TPgJSZf5Vw via @youtube Sing it loud and proud! 12:52 PM May 24th via Tweet Button
@WorldsDumbest @chucknicecomic Somehow, saying 'that's the whitest set of teeth I've ever come across' just doesn't do it justice. 9:32 AM May 24th via web in reply to WorldsDumbest
@lolojones I wish you success on all fronts--the Olympics, and your choice on staying a virgin. 8:18 AM May 24th via web
Watching 'Cops', featuring Rialto PD. They answered a domestic disturbance call at a mobile home park--which looks a lot like MY park. 3:51 PM May 23rd via web
@domynoe Woot! I take it he's not on YouTube? 10:06 AM May 23rd via web in reply to domynoe
I'm watching 'Across the Universe'. Similar to 'Mama Mia', except they use all Beatles songs. 7:05 AM May 23rd via web
Yay! Skyrim finally decided to work! 8:51 AM May 22nd via txt
Late Show Video - Fast Food Top Ten - CBS.com cbs.com/late_night/lat… 7:06 AM May 22nd via Tweet Button
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Catch phrase from that English movie: Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it is not yet the end. 11:48 PM May 21st via web

Name Kerry Zane
Location Colton, CA, USA
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Bio LVN; US Army vet (2d Armd Div Hell on Wheels, 3d Armd Div Spearhead, MOS 05G); amateur genealogist; wargamer.