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  2. Woke up 2 my dog licking my boner. Went back to bed w/o doing anything. Don't know whether it was a dream or not http://isnortcrack.com lol
  3. When I was 12 yrs old I dressed up normally and told people that I was a target for pedophiles. ... I Snort Crack Http://www.isnortcrack.com
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  5. Whatever
  6. THAT WAS NOT MY STORY I JUST READ IT THERE. I wish I had done it though lol
  7. @KlubKelli hey, if you got beef then I'm a vegetarian
  8. @Its_Coach no I didn't do that
  9. to your wife." Spent the night in lock up, no charges were pressed.... I Snort Crack http://isnortcrack.com
  10. beside them. The cops pulled over and asked what was going on, I replied "Well I just got off on your mother, and I'm making my way...
  11. "did a line of Ex, walked down through downtown dislocating my shoulder on every parking meter and relocating it on the wall directly...
  12. Bad Ass Video http://bit.ly/om7po (Sorry, It's Not Porno) :)
  13. Fuck man...I do what I want.
  14. I started peeing I & felt a lump in my pubes. I looked 2 see what it was & I saw a lump of her blue bubblegum stuck in there." bit.ly/1RPu8f
  15. "I got a blowjob from a 15 year old girl on the beach in Key Largo and when we were finished I got up and went to the bathroom....
  16. Is This Even Legal? http://bit.ly/glISM
  17. I was giving Peter North a BJ. When he was about to cum I pulled his dick out of my mouth and aimed it at the director..http://bit.ly/1RPu8f
  18. Yo!
  19. @cheekee_monkee hahaha really?
  20. @badartie indeed i am!