Torska_v2
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- Beer: it makes cooking awesome!
about 4 hours ago
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Shrimp is all peeled. Time to start cooking. Polish Christmas food is so tasty.
about 4 hours ago
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At mom's. Gonna peel shrimp soon. Can't wait for the inevitable feast, as I am currently famished.
about 5 hours ago
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Onward, to the batcave, er... homebrew store!
1:15 PM Dec 23rd
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@ Not hostile, just defensive. I tend to be occasionally vulgar. FYI I get out of work @ 3:45. That's why it needs to get here.
11:21 AM Dec 23rd
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in reply to Noopson
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@ Who the fuck are you?
10:48 AM Dec 23rd
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Today cannot go by fast enough. I WANT IT TO BE 3:45 ALREADY, DAMMIT! *twitch*
9:56 AM Dec 23rd
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@ Nope. That is an entirely different good versus bad decision that I have yet to make.
8:37 AM Dec 23rd
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@ Sorry, last-minute change of plans. Haven't seen the girl in 4 months and things have... potential...
8:36 AM Dec 23rd
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@ Thanks. I'll need it.
8:22 AM Dec 23rd
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Going out with a girl tonight. It has been far too long since that has happened!
8:08 AM Dec 23rd
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Dear Blue Cross of Illinois: go fuck yourself. Your automated phone system is evil. I hope you die. -J
7:02 AM Dec 23rd
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I know it's the holidays, but people need to because I'm on the phone and trying to work.
6:46 AM Dec 23rd
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It hurts when I sneeze. Fuckin' ab workouts. Going to need to keep working out if I end up signing my life away.
6:17 AM Dec 23rd
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- Under normal circumstances this is a spreadsheet. AWESOME.
4:47 AM Dec 23rd
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@ Maybe, and no.
3:46 PM Dec 22nd
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I think the bad decision I've been referring to ambiguously in my posts recently may be a good decision if I can go through with it.
12:49 PM Dec 22nd
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The second half of ' is just as good as the first half. It's nice that ALL THE SONGS on this album are good.
10:43 AM Dec 22nd
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The new album is pretty good so far. Still have half the album to go, but I think it'll be good as well.
8:49 AM Dec 22nd
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@ The 'stash is gone, but I kept the goatee. Without it I look like I'm 12.
8:17 AM Dec 22nd
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- Name Jonathan Torska
- Location ÜT: 41.185532,-73.139007
- Bio I am a narcissistic psychopath that suffers from insomnia.
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