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  1. “Gotta do the Lawyer Professor ConstructionGuy & Bartender. I should b able 2 do em all 2day.” @AnnaleeTopco's a busy grl #NonSequiturNooner 12:05 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. “I’d look hot in a tiara.” claims Topco's @Mystertim My reply: “I don’t have a tiara. I have toast.” #NonSequiturNooner 12:08 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. “Yeah, I like three penises. I’ll do it!” #Topco's fearless leader, Scott Tucker, during a product planning meeting #NonSequiturNooner 12:01 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. Seems SalesLadyLynn found the cake questionable: “Can I swallow?” she asks a perplexed TopcoTera “I dont know, can you?” #NonSequiturNooner 11:59 AM Nov 17th from web
  5. “Damn, all I wanna do today is go play w/ Erica’s balls!” TopcoTera lusting after my BuckyBalls http://tinyurl.com/d46jr2 #NonSequiturNooner 12:08 PM Nov 16th from web
  6. TopcoTera reminisces about her high school swim team: “I believe in watersports.” ...wonder what she doesn't believe in. #NonSequiturNooner 11:58 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. Another treat from the hallway: “Rim Job! Rim Job! Rim Job!” (shouted to and fro betwixt Bert and Lynn for a good 15min) #NonSequiturNooner 12:08 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. Random comment floating down the hallway: “People whose thighs don’t touch kinda creep me out.” #NonSequiturNooner 11:53 AM Nov 10th from web
  9. I've returned! Did you miss me? Was out all of last week nursing a 9yr old with the flu. Fun times. 11:51 AM Nov 10th from web
  10. Some ppl argue if G-spot or clitoral orgasm is better, well @Kevinzjohnson says: "There's no wrong way to have an orgasm" #NonSequiturNooner 12:16 PM Nov 2nd from web
  11. @ToiBocks Hahaha, yep! I am "Powdered Toast MAAAANN!" http://tinyurl.com/ye4g23s 2:17 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to ToiBocks
  12. "I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." http://tinyurl.com/yb4aurh #NonSequiturNooner 10:48 AM Oct 30th from web
  13. Discussing kink toys and how Topco stuff isnt too hardcore when @AnnaleeTopco asks “What’s more freaky: butt or bondage?” #NonSequiturNooner 11:13 AM Oct 29th from web
  14. It's all about teamwork says fellow toy tester @kevinzjohnson: “If you want me to help you put that up your butt, I can” #NonSequiturNooner 11:02 AM Oct 28th from web
  15. During a lunch time celebration for SalesGuyJeff's BDay TopcoTera announced to the world “I like it in the ponzu sauce” #NonSequiturNooner 11:14 AM Oct 27th from web
  16. *@DDuffie was singing terms 4 cum 2 the old McD's menu tune “This place is the strangest game of charades I’ve ever seen” #NonSequiturNooner 10:54 AM Oct 26th from web
  17. Friendly advice from staff sexologist TopcoTera to @kevinzjohnson: “You need to quit shoving dildo’s up your nose.” #NonSequiturNooner 12:03 PM Oct 23rd from web
  18. Even my non-industry friends are affected by the dildo factory: “I have your balls on my counter.” to EricaH via AIM #NonSequiturNooner 12:05 PM Oct 22nd from web
  19. “Wait. You mean put the pussy in and then take a picture?” Wow. Not sure I wanna know what MrArtGuy & TopcoTera are up 2! #NonSequiturNooner 12:06 PM Oct 21st from web
  20. Think global, act local: “Don’t throw it away, there r ppl in other countries who don’t have #CyberSkin pussies 2 get off #NonSequiturNooner 11:59 AM Oct 20th from web