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TootsieTroll

*snort laugh* RT @cmhutch: I always thought the price of tea was a little steep. (get it?) about 23 hours ago via twicca in reply to cmhutch
Especially the kind that splashes chicken broth all over my face. RT @Cool_Jesse: I'm a slurpy noodle. about 23 hours ago via twicca in reply to Cool_Jesse
You had me at hug. <3 RT @CynicalLongkat: I'd love to hug all your hurt away. You're so beautiful inside and out. about 24 hours ago via twicca in reply to CynicalLongkat
@GoodFriday78 how have you been, my caramel delight? about 24 hours ago via twicca in reply to GoodFriday78
BoogaBooga! RT @jeffreyvanclea1: if you follow me thanx..if u have never tweeted do it now...cause i'm fixin 2 clean out my closet 8:18 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to jeffreyvanclea1
@GoodFriday78 been busy, papi! Now that summer vacation has started, got to keep my offspring busy to keep my sanity. :) 8:16 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to GoodFriday78
Lmao!! RT @GoodFriday78: Awwwww snap! Homeboy is wearing Stetson cologne and that shit entered the room before he did. God damn dude. 8:10 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to GoodFriday78
hanniespice I’m currently reading a book on “talking to Siri”. I’m really trying to have a good relationship with her. 8:07 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by TootsieTroll
I *yawned*. RT @JayTheOkay: Do you guys *YAWN* try to make someone else *YAWN* yawn by doing fake yawns around *YAWN* them? 3:55 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to JayTheOkay
Doubt it. RT @Jay_Otay: Chances are I'm more intimidated by you than you are of me. 2:56 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to Jay_Otay
Ha! RT @CynicalLongkat: This little spelling bee girl talks shit so well that I'm thinking I should see a pic of her Mom. #CouldBeMine 2:55 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to CynicalLongkat
zachheltzel Your pubes are gross and they should make you feel gross. 2:40 PM May 31st via Favstar.FM Retweeted by TootsieTroll and 1 other
@MargaretOrr pouring and windy in North Slidell!! 2:16 PM May 31st via twicca in reply to MargaretOrr
Funny seeing a woman, pregnant with a bastard child, posting in Facebook about dealing with regret. 1:35 PM May 31st via twicca
Every time I open up Twitter, I say to myself, "I wonder what's going on in the real world." 8:43 PM May 30th via twicca
What does a wedding have to do with cat food... 6:39 PM May 30th via twicca
That's your Deputy Dog draws. You forgot to take em off. RT @ManJuggs: I’ve been wearing a pretend rubber for the better part of 20 years. 6:08 PM May 30th via twicca in reply to ManJuggs
Lmao! Yes! RT @grasshopper2090: I don't always drink milk but when I do I prefer Dos boobies! 6:05 PM May 30th via twicca in reply to grasshopper2090
I can't find my funny :( I lost it... 8:43 PM May 29th via twicca
"He slapped me like it was a baddd date!" 8:49 AM May 29th via twicca