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  1. @BrowneyedPea EXHIBIT B: http://twitpic.com/rwibb
  2. @BrowneyedPea EVIDENCE: http://twitpic.com/rwhk2
  3. Christmas tree is up. Is it odd years that we climb up it and knock it over or even years? Hhhmmmm.....
  4. Catitudes to Live By: Tuna: It’s not just for Tuesday anymore.
  5. Dear Human: Looking at the expanding waistlines all around me, I suggest that the leftovers make their way to my bowl, not to your plate.
  6. Survived another Thanksgiving onslaught of Loud Family relatives. Got tossed outside + hid the rest of the time -did manage to score turkey.
  7. @hellahedgie Hella, dude, look what human saw at Target today (t-shirt). http://twitpic.com/r7whl
  8. Toonces (speaking of myself in the third feline) wishes you a very happy Thanksgiving. TURKEY HERE I COME!
  9. Dear Human: I weigh about 7 pounds. You weigh... well, enough. So who do YOU think should get more turkey?
  10. Toonces' Tips for cats abandoned at Thanksgiving: 1. Barfisodes. On the rug. 2. Pooping. Outside the box. 3. Rejection. When they return.
  11. Ridiculous human statement of the day: Toonces, don't shed, I just vacuumed for the company....
  12. Butterball Hotline 1-800-HOT-BIRD. Press 7 if your human is not good at sharing.
  13. Check out @southboundcat's video if u haven't seen it. Almost heaven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGrzHG6j-M&feature=autoshare_twitter
  14. It's not Thanksgiving until there's a paw print in the pie! @southboundcat
  15. Fellow Cats! Do not panic! Rumors of tuna shortage proved to be hoax perpetrated by cheap humans.
  16. Dear feline gods: Please send me a big ol' slab-o-turkey for Thanksgiving. I've been good (sorta).
  17. This is just wrong on so many levels. http://bit.ly/sbUrE
  18. I got a piece of deli chicken tonight. Just in the nick of time to save the human from a nasty case of Cats Scratch Fever.
  19. #pawpawty Happy Day! Gotta love a twitter anipal wedding..... @hanseebundee and @poppy_dog
  20. Toonces’ Deep Thought of the Day: Do I want dressing with my turkey or just gravy?