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Christmas tree is up. Is it odd years that we climb up it and knock it over or even years? Hhhmmmm.....about 11 hours agofrom web
Catitudes to Live By: Tuna: It’s not just for Tuesday anymore.4:33 PM Nov 30thfrom web
Dear Human: Looking at the expanding waistlines all around me, I suggest that the leftovers make their way to my bowl, not to your plate.4:18 PM Nov 29thfrom web
Survived another Thanksgiving onslaught of Loud Family relatives. Got tossed outside + hid the rest of the time -did manage to score turkey.4:16 PM Nov 29thfrom web
Toonces (speaking of myself in the third feline) wishes you a very happy Thanksgiving. TURKEY HERE I COME!6:16 AM Nov 26thfrom TweetDeck
Dear Human: I weigh about 7 pounds. You weigh... well, enough. So who do YOU think should get more turkey?9:24 AM Nov 25thfrom TweetDeck
Toonces' Tips for cats abandoned at Thanksgiving: 1. Barfisodes. On the rug. 2. Pooping. Outside the box. 3. Rejection. When they return.9:18 AM Nov 25thfrom TweetDeck
Ridiculous human statement of the day: Toonces, don't shed, I just vacuumed for the company....9:09 AM Nov 25thfrom TweetDeck
Butterball Hotline 1-800-HOT-BIRD. Press 7 if your human is not good at sharing.9:04 AM Nov 25thfrom TweetDeck