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  1. New blog post: http://tooold2bcool.diaryla... Title: A Million [People] To One [Video]
  2. The Muppet Movie: "Ah...a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker." #ClassicMovieQuotes
  3. Spaceballs: "Keep firing, Assholes!" #ClassicMovieQuotes
  4. @rstevens Allie's being kind and supportive of her husband and cheering him up. She's not insulting him. And you call this a comic??
  5. @dantheshive You can't beat the little black dress.
  6. @MistressPrime I have to wonder, too. It's almost as good as doing crossword puzzles.
  7. Parent Of The Year? Not a chance: http://failblog.files.wordp...
  8. Someone notify Sir Topham Hatt! http://icanhascheezburger.c...
  9. New blog post (finally!): http://tooold2bcool.diaryla... Title: The Dentist
  10. @dantheshive We also know that doing things to annoy government agents can be a Good Thing.
  11. RT @MuppetNewsflash: The Muppets sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" -- http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  12. Every male knows this self-defense style. Almost all females hold it in disdain. http://www.martialtalk.net/...
  13. @dantheshive Using EGS:NP to announce whether the books exist is a dandy idea! Even the people who skip the commentary would find out!
  14. Some scumbag in San Fernando stole a purse from a nun! The nun was in full habit! I'm amazed lightning didn't strike him down!
  15. Lady Gaga is on Leno. She's pretty when she's not wearing one of those bizarre outfits.
  16. I did find a pair of tweezers...finally.
  17. Ah, the joy of a splinter under the fingernail...and you can't find the tweezers that are supposed to be in the first aid kit.
  18. Best. Dentist. Visit. Ever.
  19. Off to the dentist. Whee.
  20. New blog post: http://tooold2bcool.diaryla... Title: We Are Family