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  1. To the scowling man behind me in the grocery line - It wasn't 7 items or fewer when I got there! 11:50 AM Dec 18th from web
  2. @elephantsoap Did you enjoy it?? I have it and just haven't started it. 7:50 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to elephantsoap
  3. "foward" is NOT a direction, or even a word for that matter! 7:38 PM Oct 25th from web
  4. @numskullery Interesting he assumes denial of a marriage license will prevent them from having children. Antiquated thinking indeed. 9:30 AM Oct 16th from web in reply to numskullery
  5. @johnnynva What happens if I put these in my Disney toaster? 2:03 PM Oct 7th from web in reply to johnnynva
  6. is oddly compelled to use a dealership coupon to "buy 3 tires - get 1 for $1" even though they'll probably taste funny. 7:02 AM Oct 6th from web
  7. Totally eating asparagus for lunch again. Please remind me later. 10:20 AM Sep 28th from web
  8. @sixofclubs But they aren't necessary (nor worthy of a simple school notification) that The Pres wanted to address all kids K-12. 8:38 PM Sep 10th from web in reply to sixofclubs
  9. had asparagus for lunch. Yup - I went there. 1:35 PM Sep 10th from web
  10. @numskullery When you tire of his corn tirade, check out In Defense of Food - more broad and (relatively) easily applies to real life diets. 7:32 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to numskullery
  11. Thanks to sis for dispersing the ant parade while I vacationed. Side Note: Raid makes a HORRIBLE wood floor polish. 7:02 PM Sep 7th from web
  12. Attempting to solve that world hunger problem in time for vacation. Almost . . .got . . . it. . . 12:23 PM Aug 25th from web
  13. @iloveAustin Netflix? 7:58 PM Aug 22nd from web in reply to iloveAustin
  14. Is destined to spend the day trying to locate and eradicate the stupid gnat flying around my desk, all while looking like a spaz. 7:41 AM Aug 13th from web
  15. @dooce Awww how cute! And did she get to watch Miley Cyrus's boobs present Britney Spears with the "Ultimate Choice" award?? 6:38 PM Aug 10th from web in reply to dooce
  16. @fireflykiwi Long flights, extreme timezone differences, and short time for multiple destinations are not easily accommodated. 5:24 PM Aug 1st from web in reply to fireflykiwi
  17. Will be good in this life in hopes of NOT being reincarnated as a travel agent. 5:05 PM Aug 1st from web
  18. @SisterInArms I appreciate my sysadmin EVERYday. . . If you know what I mean /wink wink (srsly tho, thx for the reminder) 5:00 PM Aug 1st from web in reply to SisterInArms
  19. @johnnynva So as long as I don't ask you to check out my website, I'm safe? 4:52 PM Aug 1st from web in reply to johnnynva
  20. @johnnynva So is that socially acceptable? I have 80 followers and know only a few of them. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?? 8:15 PM Jul 30th from web in reply to johnnynva