Tony_D
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"Magic Mouse" my ass, Apple. I've waved this thing around all day like a wand and I *still* don't have a pony.
3:30 PM Nov 9th
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@ I would buy that app in an instant.
12:08 PM Nov 8th
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Remember when you could slam a telephone down on the hook? Pulling out your earbuds and throwing them onto the keyboard isn't as satisfying.
10:33 AM Nov 8th
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Being a progressive feels a lot like being 16 and forced to sit at the kid's table at Thanksgiving.
6:02 PM Nov 7th
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@ Seething with envy. I'm sure it was amazing.
12:57 PM Nov 7th
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It's Friday night and I am fresh out of crunk juice.
6:14 PM Nov 6th
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@ It isn't chilly; it's just indifferent.
3:40 PM Nov 6th
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I’m trying to finish working for the day, but the Finder won’t let me.
2:04 PM Nov 6th
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That car.
4:38 AM Nov 6th
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Bought @ a bottle of scotch as a bday gift, but he's not here so I drank it.
Now I can't find my pants. Or the key to these handcuffs.
10:57 AM Nov 5th
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There is not enough Lipitor on the planet to counteract the lunch I just ate.
9:40 AM Nov 5th
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Watching @ and @ "compare basses" and trying not to giggle at the latent Freudianism.
6:27 AM Nov 5th
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I think Tim McCarver and Wolfram Alpha are the same entity; they often give out nonsensical answers to questions I didn't ask.
6:54 PM Nov 4th
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New book: Kubrick's "Napoleon". WANT.
6:28 AM Nov 4th
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I always forget the difference between "succubus" and "incubus".
Succubi hang *down* from the roof of caves, and incubi stick *up*, right?
1:55 PM Nov 3rd
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I'm so hungry, I'm gonna be all over this omelet like Jeffrey Dahmer on a hitchhiker.
Too soon?
5:10 AM Nov 3rd
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Secrets of Area 51 revealed in today's Low Res Theatre!
6:28 PM Nov 2nd
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Tip: if your NaNoWriMo word count is less than the total words you've written *about* doing it, it's probably time to take up painting.
12:17 PM Nov 2nd
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It's my favorite Canadian @'s birthday! What kind of cake do you want - maple syrup, beaver, or Mountie?
5:40 AM Nov 1st
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Breakfast = double espresso and candy
5:26 AM Nov 1st
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