Tony_D
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I tried to update my library on Goodreads but they don't seem to recognize "coloring book" as a legitimate genre.
about 11 hours ago
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@ What's the crisis, is Gorilla Coffee closed or something...?
about 11 hours ago
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@ WE ARE SENDING A RESUCE COPTER FROM THE CITY. PLEASE HOLD TIGHT. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO *NOT* PUT ON THE CROCS.
12:54 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to AmyJane
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All day long I've had the wrong button fastened on my cardigan.
I'm turning into my grandfather at an alarming pace.
2:08 PM Nov 20th
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Well, I know at least *one* person who will be getting a Droid..
7:05 AM Nov 20th
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Taking my Macbook to the coffeeshop, where I'll pretend I have enough freelance work to pay my mortgage this month.
Hahahahasob.
6:11 AM Nov 19th
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Apparently, being good at skiing on Wii doesn't qualify you for the Olympics.
I wish they'd told me before I booked my ticket to Vancouver.
1:52 PM Nov 18th
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Last night I bragged about my college lacrosse injuries.
This morning I stubbed my toe and cried like a baby.
Lesson learned, Universe.
5:45 AM Nov 18th
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My phone is full of ducks.
1:37 PM Nov 17th
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""doing it wrong""
12:54 PM Nov 16th
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When the shit hits the fan, you may want to consider switching to an air conditioner instead.
11:16 AM Nov 16th
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@ I tried to have the "towel conversation" with him already, but then we got distracted by the "TP roll goes over the top" issue.
11:40 AM Nov 15th
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in reply to phillygirl
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"Reversing the polarity."
5:00 PM Nov 14th
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Wow, I thought I'd stumbled upon the creepiest circus *ever*.
Turns out it was just a tent revival.
12:41 PM Nov 14th
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I should get better about remembering to take my meds. At least that's what the nice talking cactus in my fridge keeps telling me.
7:25 AM Nov 14th
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Gave my neighbor kid $20 to rake my lawn this morning, and he's not finished.
If he'd just put those crutches down, he'd be done by now.
3:07 PM Nov 13th
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Me? Just being pelted with stones by the fine citizens of Glasshouseville.
12:43 PM Nov 12th
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"Magic Mouse" my ass, Apple. I've waved this thing around all day like a wand and I *still* don't have a pony.
3:30 PM Nov 9th
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Remember when you could slam a telephone down on the hook? Pulling out your earbuds and throwing them onto the keyboard isn't as satisfying.
10:33 AM Nov 8th
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Being a progressive feels a lot like being 16 and forced to sit at the kid's table at Thanksgiving.
6:02 PM Nov 7th
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