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TonyNoland

  1. Awake early. Can't sleep. Will play video games to start the day. Adult responsibilities can wait.
  2. Now, having gotten that off my chest, there is a bed I must collapse into. It misses me, I'm sure.
  3. A pet peeve: people who are pleasant, even charming in person, but snotty, rude and condescending in emails.
  4. @carrieclevenger And I, follow you for the same reason!
  5. @patz313 The best reason of all! (Also, following me will do nothing for your career. Sad but true.)
  6. While it's *possible* that following me might be good for your career, that shouldn't be your guiding factor in doing so.
  7. @Zoe_E_W Thanks, Zoe! Freaky bizarre sexy story this week.
  8. @dijeratic Glad you liked it! I referred to "Azotarian Academy of Sciences"... do I get credit for phonetic approximation?
  9. #FridayFlash: Tony Noland Is A Son Of A Bitch tonynoland.com/2012/05/guest-… #ButNotReally
  10. Do not expect rationality from me. Not for at least 12 hours.
  11. Having been crushed by this day, I will now go collapse. I may or may not be back, post-food and post-whiskey.
  12. Here's @peggywriter's #fridayflash at my blog ow.ly/bjblV and my story at her blog ow.ly/bjbn2 #blogswap #humor #sex #NSFW
  13. If my writing goal were 0 words for today, I *totally* would have met my daily writing goal. Go me!
  14. @icypop Multiverse? Did someone say multiverse?
  15. @smreine Woot!