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  1. I want to go with you to Alderaan. I want to be a Jedi, like my father.
  2. @LoveBuzzYT Totally reasonable on the change of wedding plans.
  3. Can we compromise on renting the cow?
  4. #nottosayonfirstdate this largely has it covered: www.yourtango.com/200940660...
  5. I wonder what Six from Blossom is up to these days...
  6. @sgharrison nice
  7. If 6 feet becomes the new 5'10", I'm moving to Japan.
  8. @SimoneGrant Would you like to purchase bulk rate Viagra? Click Here...
  9. #whatsbetter getting the person you want or the person you deserve?
  10. @AriaaJaeger you are a ray of sunshine, thanks Ariaa
  11. @sethmeyers Does this mean we don't have to see Cleveland on MNF until the end of Obama's first term?
  12. When I left the opera early, the usher said I was a Charlatan and I said, "no way Jose, I'm from Atlanta."
  13. RT SimoneGrant #nerdsarecool - RT @CerealDaters: Starting to notice alot of my posts have Star Wars references #imanerd
  14. Laughter may be the best medicine but it's still not a good idea to do it when you see someone naked for the first time.
  15. RT Best Dating Advice Ever... www.sex-lies-dating.com/618...
  16. Gang, remember that racecar backwards is still racecar.
  17. @scodal cool, will check out.
  18. FarmVille is probably a cult. Be wary.
  19. @scodal Send me that video blog, if you do it.
  20. @SimoneGrant Ah yes Thursday the 12th. That would have been inconvenient for me.