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On this weekend in both 2006 and 2010, a tornado struck Fallston! about 3 hours ago via txt
So I can see part of Pleasantville Road is inundated by a nearby pond. Meanwhile, I hear a tornado struck Bel Air Road! about 4 hours ago via txt
So I am tentatively scheduled to headline a comedy show at Sean Bolan's in Bel Air in August. More details to come as they become available. about 6 hours ago via txt
Big weekend! My fourth "Capital Comedy Connection" taping is tomorrow and I an working with Kelly Terranova at High Topps on Sunday. about 8 hours ago via txt
woodyseed @Tom_Myers @awesomethursday #goodtymes! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Tom_Myers Retweeted by Tom_Myers
Of course, it would not be a night of comedy in DC without the vocal laughter of @WoodySeed at even my most inane of references. Thanks, HT! 8:12 PM May 31st via web
I know I've had a good set when I come off stage and I feel good about sweating. Thanks, @districtcomedy! 8:10 PM May 31st via web
I don't understand why some comedy shows are called pre-booked open mics. They should be called "Nope-n Mics." #NewRule 4:41 PM May 31st via txt
"Remember, honey, there are children starving in this world who would love someone else's internal organs." "Yes, Mom" bitly.com/LaDz23 1:48 PM May 31st via Tweet Button
I'll be at RFD (810 7th Street NW) in DC tonight with some of my fellow MD/DC/VA-based comics. If you're in the area, come on out! 8pm!!! 12:37 PM May 31st via web
Close-up of the marker at the Dogwood tree. twitter.com/Tom_Myers/stat… 10:55 AM May 31st via web
The Dogwood tree in the garden at Notre Dame Prep, dedicated to the memory of my niece, Sophia. twitter.com/Tom_Myers/stat… 10:54 AM May 31st via web
Thanks to Matt Davis for a fun night at Baltimore Soundstage! Can't wait to make a return... 11:39 AM May 29th via web
So it's now less than 2 hours before I take the stage at Baltimore Soundstage for the @98Rock Noise in the Basement comedy show! 7:08 PM May 28th via txt
Hey! What's this film doing on here? ;-) / Schizofriendia (2012) - imdb.com/rg/s/1/title/t… 11:24 AM May 28th via Tweet Button
KeithOlbermann Progressivism founded this country. Both have flourished for 236 yrs RT @berlin63 progressivism will cause the death &destruction of America 11:16 AM May 28th via Twittelator Retweeted by Tom_Myers and 85 others
Tonight at midnight, conclude your Memorial Day weekend with me, Tommy Sinbazo and more comedians at Baltimore Soundstage, 124 Market Place! 10:53 AM May 28th via web
#NewRule If you're in a restaurant where your meal costs more than $10 and there is a screaming baby near you, you get 50% off your check. 4:55 PM May 27th via txt
Cousin Kyle plays in the next field, Yankee at @RipkenBaseball! 1:49 PM May 27th via txt
Back to back home runs here at @RipkenBaseball's Fenway Field! 6:02 AM May 27th via txt

Name Tom Myers
Location Fallston, Maryland, USA
Web http://www.tommye...
Bio I am a stand-up comedian, and I do other stuff ... And I have the body of an athlete ... Figure skaters are athletes, right? Your sense of humor may vary.