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Tom_Moyer

  1. I Wonder when you've officially become addicted to Twitter. I have concerns for my wife.
  2. Odd... Apparently, the vast majority of the world's languages translate the word mother with the letter "m"
  3. 5 hours sleep! Ready for the day.
  4. Not at all tweet away!!!
  5. I love my wife
  6. Did you know that dalmatians are born without spots???
  7. A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner... Oh come on... you care.
  8. Waiting for Jeff Dunham to start... At what point do you say I want to make a life of puppets??? Probably when you get the first paycheck.
  9. Man are people running in slow motion today....
  10. So, earth is the only planet not named after some ancient pagan god... Mars, Venus, Jupiter, etc., etc..... Why?
  11. NERF is short for Non-Expanding Recreational Foam. Just in case you were curious....
  12. Apparently the average person laughs about 13 times per day. I think I'm somewhere around 30. You?
  13. Did you know a giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue? If I were a giraffe, I think I'd still opt for qtips...
  14. Random Fact of the Day - Carrot Top's dad was a NASA engineer... Who'd a thunk...
  15. LOL
  16. @SearchmeCEO The only human institution which successfully rejects change is the cemetery.
  17. Finished up a call with Italian counsel, and on to the rest of my day.
  18. Sooo sweet. I'm sitting on a Hertz bus to the airport across from a telemundo actress!!! Oh wait, that's my wife.
  19. At Ivy on Melrose Ave. Too full for food, so going to get loaded.
  20. Driving down Santa Monica Blvd on the way to Rodeo Drive. This sounds expensive.