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Photo: The best rapping songs are the ones where the rappers are talking and laughing at the beginning and... http://tumblr.com/xnh4gaj02 9:37 AM Dec 4th from Tumblr
Photo: If you ever show up late to an intervention, a good joke is to go up to the oldest woman there and... http://tumblr.com/xnh4fljvv 1:13 PM Dec 3rd from Tumblr
Photo: Most days I would just sit at my desk in the warehouse and wonder: “Does my company really benefit at... http://tumblr.com/xnh4fjozl 11:41 AM Dec 3rd from Tumblr
Photo: mudwerks: “You know what? I just remembered. I don’t need to buy anything here.” “But all morning you... http://tumblr.com/xnh4e5tps 6:22 PM Dec 1st from Tumblr
Photo: GHOST STORY! (Basically) And there, on the porch of his decrepit farmhouse, I told the old man about... http://tumblr.com/xnh4dxlvs 1:02 PM Dec 1st from Tumblr
Photo: Steven Seagull: We need to find clues BMX. Because that is how we can investigate the criminal. This... http://tumblr.com/xnh4dw5o1 11:49 AM Dec 1st from Tumblr
Photo: “And so after the gigantic vat of chocolate spilled on my son, he just ran off?” “Yep,” said Bill,... http://tumblr.com/xnh4cqc7w 12:17 AM Nov 30th from Tumblr
Work Joke! - A good joke to do at work is when some guy hands you a file, drop your arm down and say, “Oh... http://tumblr.com/xnh4cpgz0 11:27 PM Nov 29th from Tumblr
Photo: Discriminatory Electric Mail Message! http://tumblr.com/xnh48t163 11:05 PM Nov 24th from Tumblr
The Bridezilla said that her friend is the skinniest, most anorexic bitch she has ever seen and that she can't come to the wedding. 3:40 PM Nov 24th from web
Photo: Date Tonight! http://tumblr.com/xnh466al9 1:12 PM Nov 21st from Tumblr
Photo: Frank couldn’t believe that the angry mob had the audacity to call him insensitive. Especially after... http://tumblr.com/xnh465zgp 12:55 PM Nov 21st from Tumblr
The 6th Sense is a good Bruce Wilson movie. It is like Die Hard, but with ghosts. 4:09 PM Nov 20th from web
Fox News Hires Temp to Help Organize Tapes - After recent blunders involving recycled show footage resulted... http://tumblr.com/xnh45hur2 12:34 PM Nov 20th from Tumblr
Photo: CRAIGSLIST ANIMAL PEOPLE LIKE ERIC CR: What?! Are you kidding me?! You are an asshole! This poor dog... http://tumblr.com/xnh45f672 9:36 AM Nov 20th from Tumblr
Photo: CRAIGSLIST LIKES ERIC CR: What?! Are you kidding me?! You are an asshole! This poor dog is lost... http://tumblr.com/xnh45f4k8 9:33 AM Nov 20th from Tumblr
@CapnWiley I think Eric is too negative to really embrace an adventure. 1:04 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to CapnWiley
Photo: A Story of Courage The creek was not like most creeks. The water stayed at a pretty reasonable level... http://tumblr.com/xnh4433gv 11:51 AM Nov 18th from Tumblr
Photo: GPOYW “Gee I sure am glad you kicked that Tom Oatmeal character out of this really expensive dinner... http://tumblr.com/xnh4428bf 10:56 AM Nov 18th from Tumblr
Photo: We’re Getting Close! Thanks to some emails I’ve received, I think we’re coming pretty close to... http://tumblr.com/xnh43fgbo 2:08 PM Nov 17th from Tumblr

Name Tom Oatmeal
Location Los Angeles
Web http://tomoatmeal...
Bio This idiot horse bit off Tom's hand when he tried to feed it a pinecone. That's about it.