TomKlemPoop
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837167<----the # of times I've seen bridesmaids.
about 24 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I hate when a Thunder game is on...
about 24 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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There are 7 billion people in the world and I've only found 3 or 4 I can tolerate every once in a while.
about 13 hours ago
via HootSuite
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The yucky humidity of air after it's done raining.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Dear Amish,
You shouldn't be reading this.
Sincerely, Anonymous
about 6 hours ago
via web
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Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
about 6 hours ago
via web
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My favorite condiment is sarcasm, I put it on everything.
about 6 hours ago
via HootSuite
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When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
about 7 hours ago
via Buffer
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I wish I could drive.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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You're obviously NOT over your boyfriend if you constantly talk about him to EVERYONE.
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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The lyrics in your favorite song expresses everything that you struggle to say or express to others.
about 7 hours ago
via HootSuite
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@ haven't you heard of a bad acid trip?
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to KaitlynnnnMae
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Me: Breathes. Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
1:13 PM May 31st
via web
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Whenever I pack for a vacation I always feel like I'm forgetting something
about 16 hours ago
via web
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That moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone, and then the next day they're best friends.
about 16 hours ago
via web
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When I was little I used to sing in the shower. Now I make life decisions in there.
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Teachers call it "the bathroom" we call it, "I’m bored, I’m leaving"
about 14 hours ago
via LaterBro.com
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Farting is good for your health - It helps propel fecal matter out of the colon. It's also a sign of good core strength.
about 9 hours ago
via HootSuite
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Who remembers this book?
about 9 hours ago
via web
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@ bath salts is slang for a type of LSD. So thats how.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to KaitlynnnnMae
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- Name Fhomas Clement
- Location Fort Smith
- Bio hey, I just met you. and this is crazy. but here's my Twitter, so follow me maybe?
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