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TomFlay

  1. @willcorderphoto @martinloves I definitely will. I only ever realise when its too late to attend though! You'll have to keep me in the loop.
  2. @Tom_TheSequel @theguyliner @loveanddolly Perverts, the lot of you.
  3. You're such a dirty lot. I really need to think about the way I word my tweets...
  4. I swear my shower is trying to kill me. I only have to touch the knob and it turns from freezing cold to burning hot in a second.
  5. Each couple has to pay $2000 for the "wedding package"?! Now it makes sense. #marriedtothemoonies #hugecon #stupidfrickinidiots
  6. @StuartLong01 I think next time I hear about one I'll definitely come along.
  7. Should I be attending all of these #BettaKultcha things? I see so many interesting tweets about it but have no idea how to involve myself.
  8. I need me a Big Gay Ice Cream. The one coated in chocolate looks amazing… youtu.be/Fs4_zylZtTI
  9. @llizziemckeonee I can't believe you're only JUST leaving school! I left school ten years ago. Blimey that makes me feel old.
  10. @spikej77 Awesome. I shall make a purchase when I pass by H&B or Boots tomorrow. Thanks man!
  11. @spikej77 In what form should I be taking zinc? I don't even know what food contains zinc. I'm sure the jelly I just had didn't contain any.
  12. Bleurgh, such a sore throat. I knew I should've doused my desk in sanitizer when a colleague was coughing and spluttering near me yesterday.
  13. @KickingK ...can't make small talk in the dentist what with having your gob prized open and meddled with.
  14. @KickingK YES! It really is. In fact I think I'd rather have a filling every month than have to have my hair cut. At least you physically...
  15. @KickingK To be fair I think I would. I just hate the hairdressing debacle I have to endure every month. How do people enjoy this fiasco?!
  16. Life would be so much easier if everyone was a skinhead. I propose we all just shave our heads. Hairdressing is way too overrated anyway.
  17. In the hairdressers waiting to get my locks chopped. Hate having to endure this. Why can't my hair just stay the same length forever?!
  18. I'm addicted to this stuff. Less than ten calories per pot an'all! Come on! twitter.com/TomFlay/status…
  19. I had to give up on Electric Guest. That weird bit in the desert in the This Head I Hold video was the tipping point. Whats all that about?!
  20. I'm giving Electric Guest a good listen to. I really, really want to like them but I'm just not sure I get them. I'm trying though!