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  1. I'm going into the holidays 5 lbs overweight. This cannot end well.
  2. I should apologize to Michelle for stepping on her feet while dancing at last night's State Dinner. I'm a klutz. Even in my dreams.
  3. Our household prohibition on video gaming seems less inspired today. Hmm, where to find an xBox on short notice....
  4. Two kids home sick from school today. I see an Animaniacs film festival in our near future.
  5. Crazy 8's with my home from school sick 1st grader. He's good. Too good. Will talk him into playing Scrabble.
  6. Oprah completely overreacts to my last blog. http://bit.ly/VipRu
  7. Ran into a hunter in the woods. I thought he was going to shoot me. He thought I was going to kick him off my land. Neither did either.
  8. Woke up in a fog. Thought it was existential, then realized it is foggy.
  9. ...Two boys converged in a woods// one took the road less traveled// the other hit him on the head with a stick.
  10. Family life in Vermont: Outside - a Robert Frost poem. Inside - a scene from Animaniacs.
  11. That's right, I came to help raise money for their hospital. They are the sweetest people here.
  12. Woke up in Walla Walla. Not sure how that happened. Must think. Must think.
  13. @jeweljk hey Jewel, love ya back. Hope all's well with you n yours
  14. Finally. Making it right with Oprah. http://bit.ly/VipRu
  15. Preparing for this week's Wait,Wait by ridiculing everything people say. Hard to explain to friends and family it's all part of the job.
  16. Can they gnaw without effect on metal cage doors all night long like the real deals?
  17. Do computerized hamsters emit rotting odors after tunneling into the dead space behind the bathtub?
  18. Thinking about computerized hamster Christmas toy sensation. Are they programmed to die without warning while children are asleep?
  19. The house passed sweeping health care reform while I slept. Woke up with 13 new pre-existing conditions.
  20. To all children protective service agents out there: The blowdarts-for-kids proposal is a joke. A sick, sick joke. And I'm ashamed.