TolbertFanning
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Excited about being able to go back to the cracker barrell. I take a break during the pagan holiday season... They put up their tree in Oct!
about 21 hours ago
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The youth minister just bought a wii "for his kids"... Anyone who believes that raise a hand... exactly.
8:13 PM Dec 19th
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When did you all start celebrating Christmas?!? Next you'll tell me you preach resurrection sermons on Easter, not the intentional opposite.
5:34 PM Dec 10th
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I've seen too many football jerseys at church this morning... I think I just might have to invite @ to come preach soon.
6:18 AM Dec 6th
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Who decided a sermon was still a sermon without an invitation??? Not me, that's for sure.
12:54 PM Nov 29th
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@ I beseech thee for another KJV word of the day...
10:17 AM Nov 27th
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And when I saw the Lord's house in such disrepair... I wept.
10:06 AM Nov 24th
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I've noticed plenty of open seats up front at church... Time for me to rework that sermon about backsliding to include the literal form.
1:24 PM Nov 22nd
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Whoever made the church sign read "doo doo and pee pee" needs to repent.
4:53 AM Nov 18th
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Just installed the new bigger tract rack with clear plastic fronts on each individual slot... It's so beautiful.
2:24 PM Nov 12th
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This week's sermon is from Acts 5, "you best act right, or you get smacked right."
2:16 PM Nov 10th
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Attempting to craigslist a deacon to another congregation this morning... Wish me luck.
7:29 AM Nov 7th
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A member wished me a happy All Saints day yesterday... I wished them a Happy I'm Not Catholic day in return and told them to repent.
9:11 AM Nov 2nd
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@ actually, I thought about it but couldn't bring myself to wear crocs... Or artsy plastic rimmed glasses.
12:39 PM Oct 31st
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Got my worn jeans, ugly print tshirt, wrinkly suit coat, toms shoes, and lots of hair product... Going as a worship minister for Halloween.
4:01 AM Oct 31st
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Third year in a row the elders have defeated the deacons in the annual armwrestling match. Glad to see them keeping the deacons in check.
1:43 PM Oct 29th
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Just changed the church sign to: "someone call 911, this church is on fire!"
3:51 AM Oct 28th
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People got mad at me and complained that my sermon was too long. I hope eternity in hell is not too long for them.
4:49 PM Oct 25th
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Why does the worship minister always have to begin his prayers with a super-breathy "Daddy." I miss the days of a song leader.
5:14 AM Oct 24th
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At tonight's meeting I'm reminding the elders that there are only 24 elders in heaven and I'm not sure all 7 of them will make the cut.
6:06 AM Oct 21st
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- Name Tolbert Fanning
- Location Cannon County, TN
- Bio Let's here a loud one for Cannon County, TN! Who's with me?
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