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  1. @briandgregory Yeah, having a hooker for a mom will mess you up I guess...
  2. @luckyduck21 ok good! Once again lack of a sarcasm font here has me reading tweets as literal that were never meant to be read that way!
  3. @luckyduck21 Frodo is cute, though destined to be teased about "where's the ring". Morpheus.. ok. (Jason) Voorhies from Friday the 13th!?
  4. @luckyduck21 @JimmyJamesy70 I looked at the article after I tweeted it - kids are named Frodo & Morpheus & VOORHIES (as in Jason). She Crazy
  5. Having twins IS awesome but c'mon lady RT @GuyKawasaki: Pregnant mother of 13 says that she won't stop until she has twins http://om.ly/cSCU
  6. I hope they left the radio on a good station RT @GuyKawasaki: Man trapped in a 23-year 'coma' was conscious entire time http://om.ly/cRca
  7. @jennakimjones That tweet was sort of a double whammy. You said "Utah" *and* "soccer" - I find Utah way more fascinating than soccer though.
  8. @wookiemunch Oh I knows it. I've had six already. Not all in one sitting mind you.
  9. My wife came up with Jar Jars of Clay #starwarsbandnames
  10. @briandgregory Depressing that people think it's ok to market their shit as FDA approved and attempt to prey off the public's fears.
  11. Forecast for my city tonight is patchy clouds/low 39. Forecast for nearby cinema? Same with chance of teens dressed as werewolves & vampires
  12. @hoopstar311 "If You Want Me to Stay" though til last week (and for 20+ years prior) I thought it was a Red Hot Chili Peppers song so I suck
  13. One of the twins said a word unprompted today - he asked to be "rocked" while in mom's lap. Huge deal! Speech therapy => making progress!
  14. @extralife @acedtect You guys are REALLY trying to make sure every minute of my commute has a FrogPants podcast aren't you? I am pumped!
  15. @madelk Ha! I assume she knows how to make babies. Said she already had three. Just a lot of ignorance about how people 'wind up with twins'
  16. Clerk @ Toys R Us says she's afraid to have more kids because she's "In line" to have twins. Not quite sure if she understands how it works.
  17. @briangregory You know you've really made it as an artist when accident news report says "a" tour bus, not "the" tour bus #toosoontoosoon
  18. @hoopstar311 it may be a trending topic, but the bots are filling up search feed so much using it to promote links that it's unusable
  19. Something to look at before you pick up that bronzer at CVS this winter... RT @Sundry: OMFG: http://www.paleisthenewtan....
  20. Reminds me: NEED to start college fund RT @cnnbrk: Amid protests, CA regents OK 32% undergrad tuition hike over 2 yrs. http://bit.ly/33PVlp