TodayIThink
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if Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper, why have Dr. Pepper at all? Or why have Dr. Pepper 10. Now that is a real waste.
1:02 PM Feb 29th
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that whoever planned the filming of Modern Family during might be looking for a new job soon.....
12:57 PM Feb 29th
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I should have deleted this account long ago, but for some reason, I just find it too damn funny.
9:00 PM Feb 22nd
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@ should give Christina Aguilera a web redemption for her national anthem.
9:58 AM Feb 8th, 2011
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I still have twitter? I must come up with something witty to say.
2:50 PM Jan 13th, 2011
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that I have neglected this thing called twitter. Kinda like how every Adam Sandler film neglects to have a plot.
5:08 PM Aug 18th, 2010
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that we should all wish our great nation a very happy birthday!
11:33 AM Jul 4th, 2010
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Ishikawa is the Zoolander of the PGA tour. I am just waiting for him to Blue Steel the camera after a 300 yard drive.
5:13 PM Jun 28th, 2010
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I am not sure which I would distrust more at the "Legal Grid" coffee shop. The coffee or the legal advice. Must be one expensive cup of joe.
6:05 PM May 28th, 2010
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@ No no! It means directions I got were so awesome he decided to commit seppuku. He no longer had a purpose in life.
10:26 PM May 6th, 2010
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@ Nope. The directions were awesome. My Garmin saw no need to live anymore.
10:21 PM May 6th, 2010
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Your directions were so awesome, my Garmin decided to commit suicide.
10:18 PM May 6th, 2010
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Twitter is proving that you can express stupidity in 140 characters or less. :)
9:05 PM Mar 11th, 2010
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Zombieland is a laugh-riot. I am a huge fun of the Double Tap.
10:20 PM Feb 3rd, 2010
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Repo! The Genetic Opera is my generations' Rocky. Who can resist Paris Hilton's face falling off?
11:06 AM Jan 30th, 2010
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I really need a holiday. Not a visit the family kind of "OMG what have you been doing?" kind but a "OMG I love this" kind. Suggestions?
4:40 PM Jan 29th, 2010
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iPad sounds like the maxipad of a cyberdoll. Way to go apple.
12:25 PM Jan 27th, 2010
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my friend is in massive denial about being gay. He is so far in the closet, he is in Narnia.
10:32 AM Jan 27th, 2010
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@ Is this the same guy I went to TIU with?!?!
10:29 AM Jan 27th, 2010
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California isn't going to break off and fall into the ocean. It is going to be swallowed up by the ocean! So much rain!!
10:49 PM Jan 21st, 2010
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- Name Rebecca Majoros
- Location Anaheim, CA
- Bio Oh the thoughts that go through my head here for you to enjoy instead
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