TobyonTV
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@ I'll be fine. These flip-flops are flammable. Once I find matches, kindling, and instructions how to light a fire, I'll be set.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to fashionlala
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Twenty to eleven and I'm still outside in shorts. But that's what happens when you've lost your keys.
about 8 hours ago
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Well that was a waste of time. How To Beat Pain on BBC1 didn't even slightly tell me how to duff up French bread.
about 11 hours ago
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@ Cheers for talking earlier - and if a crossover ep with The Big Bang Theory goes ahead, I'm happy to play a pile of physics books.
about 13 hours ago
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The in summary: some people you thought should win did, others you didn't did. And Mrs Brown's Boys also won.
1:53 PM May 27th
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Seedorf at looks like a dad playing a game with five-year-olds.
1:44 PM May 27th
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Fair play to Mike Myers and his performance on - this is a really strong riposte to those who said he lost it with The Love Guru.
12:32 PM May 27th
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Mrs Brown's Boys wins Best Situation Comedy at . That immediately makes the Reality/Constructed Factual Genre more credible.
12:22 PM May 27th
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Michael Sheen's flair for inhabiting his characters is evident on where he's channelling a pub team's 9th choice full-back.
12:08 PM May 27th
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Mrs Brown's Boys wins Best Situation Comedy at . That immediately makes the Reality/Constructed Factual Genre more credible.
11:48 AM May 27th
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@ For fake's sheikh. What's he like? Do let me know if you see a magpie, because this dead one's starting to honk a smidge.
2:42 AM May 27th
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in reply to ClemKirby
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Today has also featured stepping over a dead magpie. Due to superstitions, I am now carrying it until I see another magpie.
2:25 AM May 27th
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On my way home from talking on @ and radio, and I have seen my first topless white van driver of the day
2:21 AM May 27th
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My thoughts go out to all the fans on Humperdinck Hillock outside the venue. They gave it their all.
4:27 PM May 26th
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On @ in the morning to talk TV awards, provided Kylie releases me from her trailer. And the sunstroke hallucinations calm down
3:10 PM May 26th
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@ That kind of ruined it for me. Still, Kylie's on her way. I just saw her having a Ginsters.
12:05 PM May 26th
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in reply to DaltonBelle
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BBC Compliance should be aware Reggie Yates wasn't wearing socks. I'm pretty sure that breaches Light Entertainment rules.
11:54 AM May 26th
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At . It is hot. Am spinning the chairs back and forth to generate a draught.
9:38 AM May 26th
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Tonight's TV is a knee to the Jubilee's groin, as you can watch England disappoint in the and the UK disappoint in .
8:55 AM May 26th
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Preparing for my performance on tonight where I'll unveil my pop alter-ego, will.i.never.
5:11 AM May 26th
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- Name Toby Earle
- Location Channel Zero
- Bio TV critic, and these gabberings are just what's in my bonce. And that's TK-421, who isn't at his post.
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