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TobiasShamblin

  1. @STOOOKED egg sactly? Like a hard ;) boiled egg?
  2. @bobbylunz I love it
  3. @STOOOKED like a erection?
  4. I want a girl who doesnt care about tanning....#ArtificialBitches
  5. @STOOOKED someones a badass
  6. I took my love, and I took it down. I climbed a mountain and turned around.
  7. @joshtkelly dont retweet that bitch, I dont wanna see ariels fucking avi or face in my timeline
  8. @mtarzan4 the short not trashy kind, slightly above the knee, but no where.close to mid thigh
  9. This at honeymoon, girl im in love with, we've passed the infatuation phase.
  10. Does anyone else appreciate the fact lighting bugs are back out? Jesus man where the fuck was your child hood?
  11. Someone come clean my room.
  12. @AllieMingooo what momma say?
  13. Why the fuck does mouth wash burn so much....omg. Thats the only reason I dont use it regularly
  14. I love #NewGirl so so so so so so so much!
  15. @tashathorntonn you wake up thinking you peed, but feeling better once you didn't
  16. @_babylaing I can dig that
  17. #ImFull #FoodBaby #NeedsCSection... Or at least a bathroom
  18. Well then, I guess this is really happening. Road ahead....take me with you. It be easier that way