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  1. @chumworth You can't go wrong with toasted ANYTHING, my friend! ;) about 7 hours ago from web in reply to chumworth
  2. RT @DougBenson: I wouldn't pay $16 to get my picture taken with Sarah Palin, but I would pay $20 to punch her in the balls. about 19 hours ago from web
  3. @MDuette Hey sweetie! *BIG HUG* XOXOXOXOXOX 10:59 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to MDuette
  4. @stvfoolery That's what Tiger Woods said... ;) 10:56 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to stvfoolery
  5. @Qelqoth So THAT's where you are...Got it! ;) 10:55 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to Qelqoth
  6. RT @chumworth: new IT Underworld cartoon is up! Uncomfortable moments in business history: http://tinyurl.com/ykztbtm 7:53 AM Dec 5th from web
  7. RT @chumworth: hey - my cartoon about the White House crashers is on the Open Salon home page today! Right under @lizadonnelly's http:// ... 7:49 AM Dec 5th from web
  8. What was Tiger Woods' wife doing with that golf club? She was working on her putz... 11:07 AM Dec 3rd from web
  9. Yet another mistress surfaces. Tiger Woods currently maintains a three-stroke lead... ;) 3:34 PM Dec 2nd from web
  10. @Madge_Palmolive Hi sweetie! Love you! XOXOXOXOX 10:27 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to Madge_Palmolive
  11. I was a pastry chef in the Navy--what most people call a "deserter." 10:23 AM Nov 30th from web
  12. @ruthakers I'll drink to THAT! ;) 2:50 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to ruthakers
  13. I just met a girl who dances at two different strip clubs. She must be bipolar... 2:42 PM Nov 28th from web
  14. @JimPattillo Thanks! ;) 8:44 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to JimPattillo
  15. Tiger Woods shanked it into the trees. He's blaming the driver... 8:29 PM Nov 27th from web
  16. I just befriended Dick Cheney on his "Shot in the Facebook" page... 7:08 PM Nov 27th from web
  17. @SaintColette Hey sweetie! Smoooooooooooooooch...I love you! XOXOXOXOX ;) 1:19 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to SaintColette
  18. I crossed a Thanksgiving turkey with Rush Limbaugh. I got a "Butterbaugh" with no left wing... :( 4:10 PM Nov 26th from web
  19. @chumworth Wow! That's one huge chunk of comedy, my friend. It'll take quite some time to read it all, but I will. Outstanding! 11:20 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to chumworth
  20. @MDuette I love you! :) 3:19 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to MDuette