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  1. @timrs2001 fun fun! 38 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to timrs2001
  2. FML..it's only Tuesday & grrrr (kicks another reindeer). F this! I'm doing shots tonight! about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Thats what I get for drop kicking a reindeer & not checking to see if he landed in my oven. Crap. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Oven decided to say "Hey...your a vegetarian WTF are you doing cooking BBQ beef filled biscuits for other people?" Then caught on fire. FML about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @sarkastickunt My Birthday was last week. I received Tequila. Don't you love family? about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to sarkastickunt
  6. .@timrs2001 I'm quicker then tequila in the system of college student. Faster then the keg runs out at a party. I am (dramatic music) Tipsy about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @timrs2001 santa has nothing on a 5ft 2 chick who can drink most under the table and knows kung fu from watching movies. Waaaaaa chaaaaaa about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to timrs2001
  8. Lol! @timrs2001 I am here to drop kick reindeer and drink. :) If there is to be western ok corral stuff...Well...westerns rock partner. Lol about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to timrs2001
  9. I have decided, after discussions with others, that I am still going to drop kick a reindeer. Sorry xxxmas. I've made up my mind. about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  10. @Jimhemming One of my followers who saw you on my list. He's cool. Good to keep around if we ever need someone to bail us out of prison about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Jimhemming
  11. Staring at a picture of Santa Claus. Whats got you so damn jolly Krinkle? (drop kicks a reindeer). Ok..I think I feel better now about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @watercoolerfilm He's just mean. Rotten. Stupid xxxmas. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to watercoolerfilm
  13. @watercoolerfilm I could seduce xxxmas but I don't like xxxmas that much to bother LOL about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to watercoolerfilm
  14. .@DWG_JagerOK It's 60 here :p about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. (crawls out of her office of doom for a moment to give insightful tipsy words at lunchtime) I really f-ing hate xxxmas this year. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @daikaijutoo This is why you should never drink tequila without first praying to the bottle, then sharing with Tipsy. It's the law. :D about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to daikaijutoo
  17. Hehe this might be the best tshirt ever that fits me lol. http://tinyurl.com/ybme2dj about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. OMG who the hell would think its a good idea to let Tipsy borrow their car? Muah ha ha lol (Tipsy HATES drivin http://tweetphoto.com/6470293 about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  19. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low "elf" esteem. (boooo Tipsy lol) about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. Quote Of The Day: "A wildcat strike broke out in a Keebler cookie mines today." #mst3k about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck