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  1. The caveman hid, frightened that the beast emerging from the mist was a horse. Smiling, he showed himself. It was just a woolly mammoth.
  2. Brushing his teeth in the park, McLost wondered whether he truly had become invisible through homelessness.
  3. It all started innocently enough on that misty day when Brigadoon popped up on everyone's GPS devices.
  4. "You've just got to believe in yourself" said the Loch Ness Monster's wife.
  5. She made him juice all her food by hand. So much healthier. As he wrestled with the grinder he looked wistfully at the hemlock tree outside.
  6. He woke in unfamiliar surroundings. There were steps going down, so he took them to the top floor, where he remembered he was in Australia.
  7. Poor Rip Van Winkle. So very, very tired. But he won't let himself fall asleep. Not after the last time. He doesn't have 20 years to spare.
  8. Let's invent some new Reality TV Shows! How about I kick the ideas off with 'Celebrity Hunger Games'. #RealityTV
  9. Uncle Dunstable once spent forty minutes telling me that he was the strong, silent type.
  10. McFoible saw someone on the bus this morning wearing a motorcycle helmet. What made it even more unsettling was - it was the driver.
  11. The Dead don't end up in another place-they just hang out partying with deceased cavemen. It's great fun but starting to get a bit crowded.
  12. Pour me another-he said. It's been a traumatic day. I was in a car accident. I know-sighed the barman. It was my daughter you killed.
  13. "If you really want to see a fit of insanity", said McChubb to the psychiatrist, "Take that last piece of pie."
  14. This really is an off-label medicine use. My doctor's treating my hair loss with cat deworming pills. Side effects include furballs.
  15. McFrenzy was always trying to squeeze in just one more task. Unfortunately, right now that task was a fatal heart attack.
  16. Us worms hate the early birds #SixWords
  17. True story-I just sat on my breakfast! Cereal all over. The last time McFoible sat on his breakfast was when he rode that pig at State Fair.
  18. McWas is a bit old fashioned. He orders whale oil online so he can read his Kindle using his old lamp.
  19. McFoible felt that he was in the wrong parallel Universe-the one where he hadn't won the Lotery.
  20. We proudly displayed our coat of arms; evidence of a nobler past. Until we translated the motto-oysters we sell, at half the normal price.