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The caveman hid, frightened that the beast emerging from the mist was a horse. Smiling, he showed himself. It was just a woolly mammoth.
6:39 AM May 18th
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Brushing his teeth in the park, McLost wondered whether he truly had become invisible through homelessness.
6:18 AM May 11th
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It all started innocently enough on that misty day when Brigadoon popped up on everyone's GPS devices.
5:39 AM May 11th
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"You've just got to believe in yourself" said the Loch Ness Monster's wife.
5:38 AM May 11th
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She made him juice all her food by hand. So much healthier. As he wrestled with the grinder he looked wistfully at the hemlock tree outside.
5:19 AM May 10th
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He woke in unfamiliar surroundings. There were steps going down, so he took them to the top floor, where he remembered he was in Australia.
6:37 AM May 6th
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Poor Rip Van Winkle. So very, very tired. But he won't let himself fall asleep. Not after the last time. He doesn't have 20 years to spare.
6:08 AM May 3rd
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Let's invent some new Reality TV Shows! How about I kick the ideas off with 'Celebrity Hunger Games'.
5:52 AM May 2nd
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Uncle Dunstable once spent forty minutes telling me that he was the strong, silent type.
4:59 AM May 2nd
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McFoible saw someone on the bus this morning wearing a motorcycle helmet. What made it even more unsettling was - it was the driver.
6:02 AM Apr 20th
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The Dead don't end up in another place-they just hang out partying with deceased cavemen. It's great fun but starting to get a bit crowded.
5:15 AM Apr 19th
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Pour me another-he said. It's been a traumatic day. I was in a car accident. I know-sighed the barman. It was my daughter you killed.
6:36 AM Apr 13th
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"If you really want to see a fit of insanity", said McChubb to the psychiatrist, "Take that last piece of pie."
5:27 AM Apr 12th
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This really is an off-label medicine use. My doctor's treating my hair loss with cat deworming pills. Side effects include furballs.
3:04 PM Apr 11th
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McFrenzy was always trying to squeeze in just one more task. Unfortunately, right now that task was a fatal heart attack.
6:41 AM Apr 11th
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Us worms hate the early birds
7:34 AM Apr 8th
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True story-I just sat on my breakfast! Cereal all over. The last time McFoible sat on his breakfast was when he rode that pig at State Fair.
5:31 AM Apr 4th
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McWas is a bit old fashioned. He orders whale oil online so he can read his Kindle using his old lamp.
6:54 AM Apr 3rd
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McFoible felt that he was in the wrong parallel Universe-the one where he hadn't won the Lotery.
10:14 AM Apr 2nd
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We proudly displayed our coat of arms; evidence of a nobler past. Until we translated the motto-oysters we sell, at half the normal price.
9:23 AM Mar 31st
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