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  1. I just took the "Which Country Are You?!" quiz and got: TinyPenisistan. Look it up bitches.
  2. Long weekend. Good thing scumbag washes off. Well, mostly.
  3. #ihavetoadmit, a Doctor should probably look at these swollen testicles. And maybe a priest.
  4. @NotSanta Bring it Fatman. I'm more of a Hanukkah guy, myself.
  5. I really hate unfollowing a bot named @OhMyVag. Prove me wrong genitalia.
  6. You think the real Jesus had to work with these followers? NO! His were handed down from Ezekiel, Jeremiah, and that guy who did the thing.
  7. I don't hate Lepers. I'm just not a fan of leftovers.
  8. Hansen's disease. There's an app for that.
  9. @plaid_lemur Kinda of Charlie.
  10. @craftylildevil Um, super large I guess?
  11. @beefwhiskey No Irony. No starch either.
  12. @OhMyVag Why aren't you following? Is it that whole Georgia O'Keefe thing. You're beautiful to me.
  13. @beefwhiskey You may have lost a follower, but I would follow you twice. Not creepy.
  14. "I used her vagina sponge all over my face."
  15. Kill them all. Take their shit.-Genghis Khan
  16. Sometimes I need a timeout. Tempus haltus, my Roman bitches.
  17. @BakeMyFish Fuckity fuck, you fuck. Fuck up with this fucking fuckshit. I need a fucking like I need a fucking hole in my fucking fuck.
  18. @GPappalardo Doing it wrong. Try robe, sandals, wine. Less constrictive.
  19. Where have you been my whole Roman shortened life @bacondevil? Also, it's still kosher talking to you, right?
  20. @craftylildevil #101 with a bullet. And cross. Also, some other baggage we can get into later. For now...yeah.