TinyJesus
- I just took the "Which Country Are You?!" quiz and got: TinyPenisistan. Look it up bitches.about 5 hours ago from web
- Long weekend. Good thing scumbag washes off. Well, mostly.about 12 hours ago from web
- #ihavetoadmit, a Doctor should probably look at these swollen testicles. And maybe a priest.10:53 AM Jul 12th from web
- @NotSanta Bring it Fatman. I'm more of a Hanukkah guy, myself.10:52 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to NotSanta
- I really hate unfollowing a bot named @OhMyVag. Prove me wrong genitalia.11:58 PM Jul 10th from web
- You think the real Jesus had to work with these followers? NO! His were handed down from Ezekiel, Jeremiah, and that guy who did the thing.10:28 PM Jul 10th from web
- I don't hate Lepers. I'm just not a fan of leftovers.10:22 PM Jul 10th from web
- Hansen's disease. There's an app for that.10:20 PM Jul 10th from web
- @plaid_lemur Kinda of Charlie.7:58 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to plaid_lemur
- @craftylildevil Um, super large I guess?7:52 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to craftylildevil
- @beefwhiskey No Irony. No starch either.7:43 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to beefwhiskey
- @OhMyVag Why aren't you following? Is it that whole Georgia O'Keefe thing. You're beautiful to me.7:37 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to OhMyVag
- @beefwhiskey You may have lost a follower, but I would follow you twice. Not creepy.7:35 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to beefwhiskey
- "I used her vagina sponge all over my face."7:34 PM Jul 10th from web
- Kill them all. Take their shit.-Genghis Khan7:31 PM Jul 10th from web
- Sometimes I need a timeout. Tempus haltus, my Roman bitches.7:18 PM Jul 10th from web
- @BakeMyFish Fuckity fuck, you fuck. Fuck up with this fucking fuckshit. I need a fucking like I need a fucking hole in my fucking fuck.7:06 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to BakeMyFish
- @GPappalardo Doing it wrong. Try robe, sandals, wine. Less constrictive.5:55 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to GPappalardo
- Where have you been my whole Roman shortened life @bacondevil? Also, it's still kosher talking to you, right?5:50 PM Jul 10th from web
- @craftylildevil #101 with a bullet. And cross. Also, some other baggage we can get into later. For now...yeah.5:47 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to craftylildevil
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- Name Tiny Jesus
- Location Dashboard
- Bio Father, Son, Holy Shit
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