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  1. Now that was a game. Crappy that we lost but the suspense was great. W the best receivers in the nfl leinert should put more # on the board.
  2. Ugh. Matt leinert? Are you kidding? Double ugh. I guess we'll hope the defense gets a couple of touchdowns for us.
  3. Last night for homme lounge? too bad. I liked the place...
  4. Ok Turkeyday. It's about time to get here. Someone needs to get off this diet and eat up some pumpkin pie. Stat.
  5. Nope, sorry. I won't remember your name until we are fb friends for 3 months and/or I've seen you naked.
  6. Oh lawschool, you're like a girlfriend I want to dump but since I have nothing better to do ill just stick it out for a few more years.
  7. Had to fight a dude for andy lapleguas Halloween hat. I won. #victory #combichrist
  8. I think I'm starting to get the fear...
  9. Am I too busy to go see Jello Biafra tonight at the clubhouse? Yes. Can I shirk other duties to go there anyways? Yup. But will I? #dilemma
  10. Watching rugby is like watching someone play an atari 2600 video game.
  11. Forget about the f***ing toe!
  12. Anyone else see the similarities between today's balloon story and the plot of 12 monkeys?
  13. Hypocrites love to point out the hypocrisy in others.
  14. Why are girls wearing flowers in their hair? I swear it just started 3 weeks ago. Very #Frida Kahlo.
  15. Jack johnson is dave matthews' less talented cousin. They traveled together from the land of suck to torture humanity with their mediocrity
  16. Midtermz iz done. Thank you brain. Now its time to go back to killing you with beer.
  17. Heads up: If you're coming to O'Connor's Con Law midterm, bring a jacket. It's 10 degrees in here.
  18. Too busy to post an update. Wait...there's an oxymoron in here somewhere.
  19. Hmmm...can I play a show and study for property at the same time? Would it be uncool to have my outline on stage?
  20. Isn't all law, in effect, a history lesson? #lawschool