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  1. @abigvictory WTF? Are you okay?!
  2. Cowrkr: I did not get a degree for THIS! Me: Did you ever sleep in a hole in the middle of the desert? No? Shaddup.
  3. I suck at being a son. Mom's Day Gift STILL sitting on my coffee table.
  4. Me at 2:15 A.M.: So that’s why they’re called “HallaPAINyos.”
  5. I don’t care if they don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico, still making burritos smothered in enchilada sauce for dinner.
  6. Crap! Dom DeLuise died. The world is less funny now.
  7. @abigvictory I'm betting that even without Swine Flue, the oinking would have done it. "Deliverance" and all.
  8. Ahh-ahhhh-ahhhhchoooink! Oh that can’t be good.
  9. After reading some of the right wing blogs this morning, defending torture, I can't believe they think they're the "real" Americans.
  10. ...cuz seriously, offering you a Hershey's Kiss is NOT harassment...an no I will not apologize for calling you a psycho bitch.
  11. I'll let go of your knees and stop saying "Calm the fuck down." when you stop kicking me in the 'nads. 'k?
  12. Coworker: "You were in the military, where does the term 'Pisscutter' come from in terms of the garrison cap?" Me: Blink-blink-blink.
  13. Attention Powers that Be: It's TUESDAY. Please cease and desist with the Monday crap.
  14. Had to wait for things without tapping my foot all day. Larry Craig was in the building.
  15. Woohoo! Lost seven followers due to Teaparty rants yesterday. There’s an obvious, “can dish it out but can’t take it” point to be made ...
  16. and actually I DID in fact bitch about taxes and spending when Bush was in office, I just wasn't on Twitter at the time.
  17. @allahpundit Actually, according to my nephew who lives in Texas, it's somewhere in the annexation's fine print that they CAN easily secede.
  18. Actually, yes, I AM against “Universal Health Care.” Having lived in Germany for three years, I can say Germans aren’t much for it either.
  19. I was following people from Chicago out of some sense of loyalty…then I remembered, “Oh, wait those people LIKE high taxes and corruption.”
  20. When dems protest the war/military, it’s “patriotism.” When anyone else protests against needless spending, it’s to be mocked. #teaparty