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  1. Did you know that if you forget to return a cable box, you get charged $400? I'm just finding this out. about 6 hours ago from txt
  2. Just opened up @designworklife's save the date! Obviously it's fantastic, I can't believe you had to ask. 8:28 AM Nov 29th from txt
  3. Hey @TBSInc... Why would you play Home Alone 3 when Home Alone 1 and 2 exist? That's just non-sensical. 8:20 AM Nov 29th from txt
  4. Haven't logged into Twitter in a week. Tried to catch up on tweets but realized what my life would be like for the next 2 hours if I did. 7:59 AM Nov 29th from web
  5. RT @theteganandsara: tiger woods attacked by his wife 4 having an affair then drove into fire hyrdrant while high on pain meds. what uni ... 7:57 AM Nov 29th from web
  6. RT @joyengel: http://twitpic.com/qo32l - On friday @timeforjohn and I visited @buzzfeed. And they gave us the largest cupcake ever! 7:56 AM Nov 29th from web
  7. @laurenrubin @jodif I THINK I'm free? But let me check my 'cool kids who get free drinks all the time' calendar and let you know. ; ) 7:54 AM Nov 29th from web
  8. @joyengel This is my first time logging into Twitter in over a week. But I had a blast last Friday! 7:52 AM Nov 29th from web
  9. Dancing to Sweet Freedom by Michael MaDonald. Best Saturday ever! 8:59 PM Nov 28th from txt
  10. Obviously I'm bored slash not minding my own business. 11:00 AM Nov 28th from txt
  11. On bus back home. A guy is watching Everybody Loves Ray & studying single mismatch detection using gold quenched fluorescent olignucleotides 10:58 AM Nov 28th from txt
  12. Punch Drunk Love is on for the third time. FYI. 10:06 PM Nov 26th from txt
  13. I just punched a man while dancing. I need to calm it down. 9:37 PM Nov 26th from txt
  14. They have the movie Punch Drunk Love on repeat here. Thought you should know. 8:47 PM Nov 26th from txt
  15. I'm fascinated with these BU kids...they keep doing Irish line dances. 8:10 PM Nov 26th from txt
  16. There are a lot of Boston University "chess club" like people at this lesbian party. It's a little weird. Also They're guys. 7:49 PM Nov 26th from txt
  17. Continuing with the Thanksgiving traditions, my cousin and I going to get drunk at a lesbian bar in Boston. Happy Thanksgiving! 5:26 PM Nov 26th from txt
  18. We're having a real in depth after dinner discussion about R. Kelly and his sexual escapades right now. 1:39 PM Nov 26th from txt
  19. My mom on her favorite Thanksgiving Day parade moment: One time during the parade, Santa lost his pants. Remember that? 12:11 PM Nov 26th from txt
  20. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 12:04 PM Nov 26th from txt
  • Name John Winskowicz
  • Location NYC
  • Web http://cometofind...
  • Bio One time I met James Gandolfini in a bathroom in the financial district. He said he liked me and thought I was funny.
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