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Tim__Mann

  1. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LLgh1Gtji6/
  2. Great day instagr.am/p/LLflJNNjia/
  3. Five golf courses in six days #GreatSuccess
  4. Why are body pillows not called loneliness pillows?
  5. The Charlotte Bobcats #ThingsBetterThanLilWaynesPushaTDiss
  6. When I die, if I am given a choice between Costco and Hell, I will most certainly choose the latter.
  7. It has been said that revenge is sweet. It has also been said that revenge is a dish best served cold. Ipso facto-revenge is ice cream.
  8. Zebras-Living breathing barcodes.
  9. My weight in ounces-2480. Ounce of gold $1570. My weight in gold $3,893,600 #RealWorldMathematicalApplication
  10. Seymour Johnson Air Force Base never fails to give me a little chuckle #InappropriateTweet
  11. Trying on bathrobes in the center of the polo outlet #YOLO
  12. Just walked into banana republic with my mom and the cashier says "good to see you again mrs. mann" #sad #awesome
  13. Google's home page today is awesome....especially if you like to get distracted
  14. Watching Rachel Ray w/ the elderly waiting on a tune up while an oriental couple (I can only assume) talks crap about us all #7thLayerOfHell
  15. Convinced that all motorized grocery cart users are all capable of getting down to a "non-motorized grocery cart weight." I BELIEVE IN YOU!
  16. The Avengers = High budget Power Rangers
  17. My father discovering Kenny Chesney ten years late is the worst thing that had ever happened to the Mann family #FakeAccentYankeeSingAlongs