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  1. When a "leader" chooses loyalty over competency, the state is in danger about 23 hours ago from twidroid
  2. The way I see it, I'm going to have 2 months to learn everything I don't know about America 5:53 AM Dec 4th from twidroid
  3. RT @thomaslennon Nancy Reagan, if you're reading this -- take your name off of your voicemail. Wife went thru my phone. Might be calling. 5:53 AM Dec 4th from twidroid
  4. @KentuckyAle at the only place who has you on tap in Ohio and loving it! 4:22 PM Nov 30th from twidroid in reply to KentuckyAle
  5. Check. 11:01 AM Nov 30th from twidroid
  6. @TheOnion And this one too: http://tinyurl.com/yanwfcv 11:42 AM Nov 28th from web
  7. @TheOnion Check this out http://tinyurl.com/y9eakeo 11:41 AM Nov 28th from web
  8. Nothing sadder than me going to the movies AND drinking alone... 6:16 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  9. Arm yourself, because no one else here will save you. 9:10 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. @ListentoMonica it is a slow night for you... 4:45 PM Nov 18th from twidroid in reply to ListentoMonica
  11. You know when dey say congress and shit is on da hill? That shit is right over dare. - Awesome Tourist #1 10:34 AM Nov 18th from twidroid
  12. Thank God no one knows that I blast Taylor Swifton my way home from work everyday and cry... 2:37 PM Nov 17th from twidroid
  13. 74% right on my first practice run.... ugh 4:08 PM Nov 16th from twidroid
  14. Getting ready to tell a story... a stoop story 6:00 PM Nov 15th from twidroid
  15. I just came up with the greatest filmed, holiday based sketch idea ever. 6:37 PM Nov 13th from twidroid
  16. I like playing the game, "how quick can I get an ex to run away from me with my evil smirk?" Tonight I clocked in at :04... not my best... 2:59 PM Nov 9th from twidroid
  17. Then it hit me...that was vanilla pudding and NOT hummus that I had just topped my salad off with 2:55 PM Nov 9th from twidroid
  18. You know you're on when someone else blows their nose and you're eyebrow raise gets 3 people to crack up on a train... 1:41 PM Nov 9th from twidroid
  19. Underground signal in metro makes commuting less boring 1:36 PM Nov 9th from twidroid
  20. Someone could really use those kilos of rice... 5:06 PM Nov 5th from twidroid
  • Name Tim Young
  • Location Baltimore, Md.
  • Bio I do things and then talk about it, sometimes even on the internet.
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