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  1. This really is good news. Happy B-Day! RT @forktender: Awesome new electric kettle + UNBREAKABLE french press = Awesome coffee2:07 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  2. My birthday is coming up: http://www.jeffdunham.com/s... Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint! Hint!12:42 PM Nov 6th from web
  3. Photo: [DOCTOR PLAYS: DAY FIVE] Doctor: I keep telling you not to worry about it. We’re both old. Patient: Oh... http://tumblr.com/xem3vyeyf8:37 AM Nov 6th from Tumblr
  4. Photo: [DOCTOR PLAYS: DAY FOUR] Doctor: This guy has no fucking idea about what I’m capable of. Patient: Who... http://tumblr.com/xem3vcq7e9:20 AM Nov 5th from Tumblr
  5. Photo: [DOCTOR PLAYS: DAY THREE] Doctor: Well, it says here that you’re pregnant. Patient: It says WHAT?!... http://tumblr.com/xem3uqags9:07 AM Nov 4th from Tumblr
  6. Hippos suck, yo! http://twitpic.com/o6cn22:48 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  7. Photo: [DOCTOR PLAYS: DAY TWO] Doctor: I feel like I can just lose myself in your eyes. Patient: That part I... http://tumblr.com/xem3u2wby7:34 AM Nov 3rd from Tumblr
  8. When I kill someone in prison, will I be REQUIRED to get that teardrop tattoo on my face?11:26 AM Nov 2nd from web
  9. Photo: [DOCTOR PLAYS: DAY ONE] Doctor: Any questions? Patient: I can’t feel my foot. Doctor: That’s not a... http://tumblr.com/xem3tgrcd8:13 AM Nov 2nd from Tumblr
  10. Hangin' with @joeavella! http://twitpic.com/nxdg32:32 PM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
  11. Wedding update: My butt went untouched. I called the priest a prude. I feel a little vindicated now.12:35 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  12. I've been here for 12 minutes and the priest hasn't made a move on me yet. What am I not doing?10:14 AM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  13. BTW I'm at a wedding.10:10 AM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  14. Time to start rockin' the bible! FYI these chumps stink at prayin'! Yo yo yoooooo!10:09 AM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  15. Photo: Halloween Costume Suggestion: A fully automated blowjob machine? http://tumblr.com/xem3rps2b6:22 AM Oct 30th from Tumblr
  16. "Excuses are like assholes... some excuses are really tight, like they're solid and understandable." - Porn Star Proverb7:43 AM Oct 29th from web
  17. Photo: Halloween Costume Suggestion: A punching bag. http://tumblr.com/xem3r57ow7:10 AM Oct 29th from Tumblr
  18. Photo: Halloween Costume Suggestion: An extremely needy child with barely a semblance of how comically large... http://tumblr.com/xem3qjqef7:41 AM Oct 28th from Tumblr
  19. The Number One Rule I Live By: Never eat anything that knows how to do anal sex.6:11 AM Oct 28th from web
  20. Photo: Halloween Costume Suggestion: One of the Beatles (a young John?) dressed in a tracksuit or some stupid... http://tumblr.com/xem3pxli27:43 AM Oct 27th from Tumblr