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  1. MRS. OGLINE: "We're NOT taking the scenic way back home, are we?" ME: "Nope, we're going through Jersey." about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I believe the dog has Attention Deficit Disorder... you don't pay enough attention to him, and he becomes disorderly. 6:57 AM May 26th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  3. 4:23 A.M: At 323 hours, I've completed a user interface design and specifications project that we've been working on since last September. 7:32 AM May 24th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  4. Why does my son insist on making raspberries during the most solemn part of the mass? (And what's worse... I'm tweeting about it.) 7:25 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Just fished poop floaters out of the bathtub... I never imagined that Fatherhood would be so glamorous. 5:51 PM Apr 20th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  6. NOTE TO SELF: The key fob does not unlock the front door of the house. 1:49 PM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Almost had a heart attack... John Diliberto just said Sleepy Hollow was changing format & Justin Bieber was up next. Then I realized: Apr 1. 4:47 AM Apr 1st via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  8. Finally removed the BranchOut app off of my Facebook account... sick & tired of the misleading emails of who supposedly connected with you. 8:38 AM Mar 31st via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  9. My first thought is to be PO'd at the neighbor who accused me of letting my dog poop in her yard, but I've got bigger issues to think about. 3:50 PM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. HATE: Radio show interviewees who insist on giving their responses through their speaker phone. 5:16 AM Mar 30th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  11. Listening to FLAC & Mastered for iTunes versions of the Moody Blues' "Days of Future Passed" back-to-back... Quality seems to be equivalent. 11:33 AM Mar 22nd via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  12. Just got a robocall from a robocall service pitching their services... on my cell phone. So awesome. 12:36 PM Mar 19th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  13. The no-show prospective client who was MIA yesterday... called 12:03 AM to see if we could meet this morning. Yeah, that's so gonna happen. 6:13 AM Mar 15th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  14. Unbelievable. Prospective new client was all hot for a meeting, but NEVER showed. Burned 2 hours going into the city & waiting like a Dope. 3:11 PM Mar 14th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  15. UCB (collection agency) just called our house and asked us to give a message to one of our neighbors (and shame them). Scumbags (UCB). 4:08 PM Mar 13th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  16. So, if we've never done any business together... and especially if we've never met or spoken, why would you ask for an endorsement from me? 7:22 AM Mar 12th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ
  17. Well, you can go make lemonade when life hands you some lemons... or you can go chop the damn lemon tree down. 6:26 PM Mar 8th via web from Mount Laurel, NJ