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  1. Haven't read through the entire health bill the Senate passed but I'm pretty sure there's a "rub some Tussin" on in policy in there.
  2. One disc into "How I Met Your Mother" and I'm highly entertained. Writing's pretty great and, of course, Neil Patrick Harris = hilarious.
  3. I hope there's some kind of hotline for depressed Redskins fans. Please share if you have it. Lots of friends are teetering on the edge.
  4. Need my car to miraculously put a fresh set of tires on itself and come get me. Knight Rider is bullcrap.
  5. Last day to buy stuff on Amazon and get it here before Christmas. Get your sh*p together quickly!
  6. "Been in this league 12 years, and uh, I've been through a lot. Ah uh, these shoulders I have on my body, you can put the earF on em."
  7. At home, basking in the wonderfulness that is being off work tomorrow, with the fellas, watching foozeball. Grown snow days are great.
  8. @EmSauls So I can be at home shopping online while she brings home the turkey bacon!
  9. RT @lilduval: Taking modeling pics doesn't impress a real man. If u wanna impress me show me a pic of u just getting off work
  10. Good thing I'm easily entertained, else I'd be trying to chew my arm off like some of these other cabin fever-havin folks.
  11. "I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi. I race for your love -- shake and bake, Ricky Bobby!"
  12. So, to my fellow snowed in peoples, who wants to grab a drink via Skype?
  13. "Are those sad tissues, or happy tissues?" #forgettingsarahmarshall
  14. When Forgetting Sarah Marshall is on the tube, I'm like a kid watching a Disney flick. Snow day happiness. Roommate thinks it's teriboooool!
  15. Snow's a'fallin, my car's busted up, engine lights on... we are heading downtown to get snowed out.
  16. D.C. is great, 'cept when weather handicappers warn of snowfall. People here act like a Michael Bay-directed apocalypse is approaching.
  17. Done fighting @MailChimp templates for one day. About to break into this mini holiday bag o' booze...
  18. @bomani_jones Congrats on the new gig, sir!
  19. It's the second nap that does the post-bday healing.
  20. @desandro Festivus. Airing of grievances goes unmatched! "I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"