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TimDisaster

  1. Last one standing. #krispykreme instagr.am/p/LZBARKyuk7/ about 8 hours ago via Instagram
  2. Relaxing. #breaktime instagr.am/p/LYre38yumr/ about 11 hours ago via Instagram
  3. @RabbitRye that's an amazing picture. about 11 hours ago via Twittelator Neue in reply to RabbitRye
  4. I just unlocked the “Porky” badge on @foursquare for checking in to barbecue spots! Brisket all around! 4sq.com/JXXmWS about 13 hours ago via foursquare
  5. I'd rather be watching baseball. about 15 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
  6. Oh Saturday, why do I feel you will be great? about 19 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
  7. I fed a dolphin today. instagr.am/p/LXCt36Surj/ 10:38 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
  8. Today, I ate everything. It was good. #fattweet 10:28 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator Neue
  9. It's official. Mi Tierra is the busiest place on a Friday night in good ol' San Antonio. 8:17 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator Neue
  10. I want them all. #campechana #nofilter @ Mi Tierra Cafe & Bakery instagr.am/p/LWw2bMSujK/ 8:03 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
  11. Shamu! @ Shamu Theater instagr.am/p/LV-MUOyupL/ 12:40 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
  12. Shamu and I train together. @ SeaWorld San Antonio instagr.am/p/LVp-6syuuN/ 9:44 AM Jun 1st via Instagram
  13. Even after 5 years,This is one of the greatest videos I've ever witnessed. #creativityatitsfinest youtube.com/watch?v=4kPZk0… 6:14 AM Jun 1st via YouTube on iOS
  14. Grave of Fireflies is playing at @SA_Drafthouse Westlakes on Monday. #AnimeattheAlamo 5:40 AM Jun 1st via Twittelator Neue
  15. I love me some Tarantino and reading this made my heart skip a beat. slashfilm.com/events-inglour… 5:32 AM Jun 1st via Safari on iOS
  16. ♬ 'Kick in the Door' - The Notorious B.I.G. ♪ twitter.com/TimDisaster/st… 10:43 PM May 31st via Twittelator Neue
  17. Some days are better than others, but you have to make the most of it. #fact 4:42 PM May 31st via Twittelator Neue