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My wife 'just nipped out for 30 minutes' to the stores two and half hours ago. 7 minutes ago from web
@liravaughan It was a mistake, I meant the spammy welcome auto DM. I really shot myself in the foot with this. 14 minutes ago from web in reply to liravaughan
@deltamat Thanks mate! 44 minutes ago from web in reply to deltamat
@jeannevb I have no idea what that is, but it sounds a bit pervy which is probably why you're friends with @CTK1 about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jeannevb
@deltamat I gain about 100 a week and about 90 piss off because I don't follow back until they talk to me. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to deltamat
@jeannevb Not that I'm into hemorrhoids or have them you understand, just that it might be interesting. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jeannevb
@jeannevb Wow, you're the gift that just keeps giving. Be sure to DM me if you get to hemorrhoids about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jeannevb
@deltamat What would I whine about then? Come on mate, think it through ;-) about 1 hour ago from web in reply to deltamat
@jeannevb My god I've only been following you 5 minutes and you're already talking about tampons! I knew @CTK1 would deliver about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jeannevb
@SiDawson You wouldn't wear that round here, you'd get the shit kicked out of you by Orlando's finest....allegedly ;-) about 1 hour ago from web in reply to SiDawson
@phillymac So am I, I love getting DM's that are genuine. Has anybody got a spade to help me with this hole I'm digging please? about 1 hour ago from web in reply to phillymac
@SiDawson Look can everybody stop please! I ONLY Meant the auto DM from people you follow. I wished I'd not bothered now. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to SiDawson
@deltamat Yep. My tweet was total crap, and I deserved it though! So do you like auto DM's? about 1 hour ago from web in reply to deltamat
Thanks for flooding me with DM's you bastards! ;-) I meant the auto DM that says "Thanks for following why not visit my site" type of stuff about 1 hour ago from web
Does ANYBODY like getting Dm's from people you follow? Seriously, anybody? about 1 hour ago from web
Video book review by @mikecj of How To Be Rich and Happy: http://bit.ly/1sThmm about 7 hours ago from web
@Rikkifin You're right it is! about 19 hours ago from web in reply to Rikkifin
@Alisabow Sometimes I want to ;-) about 19 hours ago from web in reply to Alisabow
@lahondaknitter @ThoughtsHappen @djbressler @weezie777 Thanks! about 19 hours ago from web in reply to lahondaknitter
Thanks man! RT @benjamenus In the words of Jim Carey... SMOKING http://is.gd/4UEs9 about 19 hours ago from web

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Name Tim Brownson
Location Orlando, Florida
Web http://www.thedis...
Bio Life Coach, NLP guy and co-author of How To Be Rich and Happy. Doesn't take life too seriously.

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