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The Christmas Moose of Peace on my front lawn is hermetically sealed in a large plastic cocoon. This will help aid spousal peace for years!about 2 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Animal Planet-PLS quit punking me by creating nature drama in my backyard!Currently?Squirrel 'rehabbing' in bathroom after feral cat attack!6:00 PM Dec 1stfrom web
I procrastinate..a LOT.And sometimes?It hurts the ones I love most in ways they don't reveal until their eyes quietly tell me it's too much.10:32 PM Nov 28thfrom TweetDeck
@NSFWshow Leo LaPorte should plug his awesome 80s Back to the Future headphones...I typed that just now and he mentioned a DeLorean! Whoa.7:26 PM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
@alexalbrecht Britney? For shaaaaaame....ha! Great havin' you on the show! Love Diggnation! C'mon...you GOTTA know this!7:24 PM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck