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  1. TUR needs to tighten up and post about people who need to tighten up. 6:01 AM Sep 30th from web
  2. during deadliest crash in system history, Metro and EMS conduct inter-dept. pissing match. stay classy http://bit.ly/12gT1r 9:34 AM Jun 23rd from bit.ly
  3. this new yorker cover is an awfully glib take on the tragedy and farce in Iran http://bit.ly/bl69B #iranelection 10:38 AM Jun 22nd from bit.ly
  4. perennial forecast: rain today, rain tomorrow. 5:47 AM Jun 11th from web
  5. Bottom of the 9th rain delay? Tighten up, cowards! http://twitpic.com/7365k 6:32 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie
  6. guy called von Brunn starts shooting at Holocaust Museum. Let the healing begin. 1:08 PM Jun 10th from web
  7. everything on yelp.com has 4 stars. 11:03 AM Jun 7th from web
  8. bron in yanks cap post-loss to magic subtle as a punch in the face (which is how it must feel to clevelanders). stay classy, global icon! 8:12 AM Jun 1st from web
  9. free veggie crisps shook loose from vending machine. wish i had not bothered. mouth engulfed by cardboard vomit flavoring. 3:25 PM May 28th from web
  10. further evidence christian bale ruined terminator franchise: http://bit.ly/Pm7b6 is bale the new cuba gooding jr.? discuss. 11:35 AM May 27th from web
  11. facebook spam? 9:45 PM May 25th from web
  12. the parking situation in annapolis 8:01 AM May 25th from web
  13. when will christian bale stop ruining action movie franchises? 9:29 AM May 22nd from web
  14. New Nikon 35mm f/1.8 lens is out of stock everywhere in the USA. Preposterous! 7:38 AM May 21st from web
  15. Spotsylvania man anally rapes pet German Shephard. Yecch. http://bit.ly/y5YAi 2:45 PM May 20th from bit.ly
  16. prayer hands tattoos 8:52 PM May 19th from web
  17. "We’re not looking back – if President Reagan were here today he would have no patience for Americans who looked backward." - Michael Steele 8:42 AM May 19th from web
  18. Thom Browne designed a man skirt. Too far, Thom, too far. 10:17 AM May 18th from web
  19. follow friday: @lizglover, @WolfTrapGraham, @TFLN, @Karl_Lagerfeld, @williamsnyder 11:52 AM May 15th from web
  20. idiot mormon guy lands Aung San Suu Kyi in Burmese dungeon. nice one. http://bit.ly/aLMHJ 7:40 AM May 15th from bit.ly
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