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Thx4SharingJerk

  1. @elvisgrace Good work. You're hired.
  2. @elvisgrace You're really getting the hang of this brutal dictator stuff. Sure you're not Republican?
  3. @elvisgrace I was planning that for the second week or so, but if you insist I can move it up.
  4. On day one of my presidency, I will abolish Congress and have the Supreme Court executed. Sorry, did I say that out loud?
  5. @elvisgrace Oh, thanks then.
  6. @elvisgrace Crap of the day?
  7. #DescribeRomneyInThreeWords I'm the caucasian.
  8. Almost time to slaughter the traditional Memorial Day donkey.
  9. In speaking out against Donald Trump, Geroge Will exposes himself as part of the Rosie O'Donnell lobby.
  10. #describeromneyinthreewords Losing in November.
  11. @loudguitars We have one that isn't too bad. The one we used to go to was like the set of Platoon.
  12. I would watch the #Indy500, but there's some pretty cool stuff on the Paint Drying Channel right now.
  13. If you don't believe in evolution then you've given up on making yourself smarter through education. Congratulations, dummy.
  14. Why do the anti-drunk driving comercials make it look so fun to drink and drive?
  15. My neighbor's garage is cleaner than my kitchen so I broke in a took a poop on the floor. That'll take him down a peg or two.
  16. Thanks for walking Loney, dumbass.
  17. @dodgerscribe Great move, the bunt.