Just discovered @stephenhadley's Yeti mountain bike was stolen from our Heights garage. Let us know if you see it! Pic: twitter.com/ThursdayGirl/s…

Husband just came home with an "I <3 You" bottle of Moët. instagr.am/p/HAQ1PJQqNe/

A heart with an arrow for valentines! Make your pizza heart shape @ no extra charge twitter.com/Pizarospizza/s…

Ahoy matey! Now you can find the sea captain of your dreams: seacaptaindate.com

@HTownChowDown @JenXer Spoken like a happily married man :) Wise advice, sir!

@Scott_N4JN My grandma died with Alzheimer's 15 years ago. But, like you said, we had lost her long before then. It's hard to watch.

@JulyHummingbird Screw it. I'm sticking with the raccoon. Maybe I'll start a trend.

@Scott_N4JN Oh. So sorry to hear that. Sending good thoughts to you and your loved ones.

Of course I sneezed immediately after putting on my mascara. How else could I pull off the chic Devil Raccoon look?

Right now my husband is meeting with a client and their web designer. Their web designer is my ex-husband. Luckily, they get along. o_O

Since I always anthropomorphize corkscrews, I found this New Yorker cartoon especially amusing. twitter.com/ThursdayGirl/s…

@JulyHummingbird @cak_s_world I'd love to see you two in a class! I bet we'd have a blast!

@Princess_Whore Those will be later :)

These were waiting for me when I woke up. Happy Valentine's Day! instagr.am/p/G_YOjuwqDs/

Note to self: Put down the champagne saucer BEFORE your next sneezing fit. #BubblesEverywhere

@jeffbalke @Right? He reassures me that I'm not the only one watching this circus and thinking "whaaaa??"

Jon Stewart is killing it on the religious "birth control" issue right now. Glad he's back from vacation!

@PreppyDude Exactly. They can't all be upstanding, respectable Scientologists!

@mental_floss I had that doll! My dad used to sneak her from my room to show his friends when they were playing poker. #Creepy

@HTownChowDown Evil little man ...