ThunderpantsJr
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@ WYR Have to wear toe-socks as your only footwear everywhere you go or have your lustful feelings manifest themselves as eye-rrhea?
5:33 PM May 16th
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@ Thanks! It's crazy!
2:48 PM May 6th
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in reply to JPSpaulding
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My new cologne idea: Smells like a horse, made for a man - Scentaur
7:41 AM Apr 6th
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Another date ends in disaster. Why call it eye contact if you aren't supposed to press your eye up against the other person's? Ugh.
10:24 PM Apr 2nd
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Today is the worst possible day to die. Do your best not to cause a really confusing situation.
8:56 AM Apr 1st
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The new thing making me feel really guilty in my life is when I make somebody use a bomb on Draw Something.
7:05 PM Mar 21st
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I'm no help. When I see somebody getting CPR, I'm too tempted to make the noise the studio audience makes when a boy kisses DJ on Full House
9:02 PM Mar 15th
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Just received the most aggressive haircut of my life. I'm pretty sure hair murdered this guy's family.
5:58 PM Mar 14th
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Currently opening a clamshell case, losing at the "I dare you not to accidentally cut yourself" game.
8:30 PM Mar 7th
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I'm trying to make the name "Mancy" popular so that spelling things out on the phone becomes more difficult.
8:38 AM Mar 2nd
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Fourth time trying this fudge recipe and it's not even close. From what I heard this kid say, it's two parts milk, one part lemonade.
10:26 PM Feb 22nd
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@ I'm blushing. I did submit that, too. Is it too early to ask for a writing credit for the show?
5:17 PM Feb 6th
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in reply to adamisnotarobot
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@ So when does the two-time club meet?
3:19 PM Feb 6th
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@ They read mine? I literally stopped the show right as they announced WYR today. Listen to ep. 50. This would be my second time!
3:19 PM Feb 6th
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in reply to SlyBattery
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Super Bowl Sunday: The day so much diabetes happens.
8:47 PM Feb 5th
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Feeling uneasy about my doctor ever since he asked me to refer to him by his DJ name instead.
11:14 AM Feb 2nd
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If Billy Ocean owned a van, his song would be much creepier.
8:43 AM Jan 19th
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Saw the headline "Ancient Egypt's Lady Gaga discovered in tomb." On closer inspection it wasn't a 3000-yr-old Lady Gaga, it was just Madonna
4:00 PM Jan 17th
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Had gall bladder surgery today. Had to stop watching because I was afraid the laughing was going to bust my stitches. Glad it's back
8:35 PM Jan 12th
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Kim Jong-Il died today. Or, according to North Korean newspapers, the rest of the world died today and Kim Jong-Il is the lone survivor.
7:54 PM Dec 18th, 2011
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- Name Kurt
- Location North Hollywood
- Web http://www.potato...
- Bio Future television writer. Current out-of-work television writer. Past You Can't Do That On Television watcher.
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