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Thunderclumpus

  1. It was in Highlander first! @SugarCunt
  2. @icanhasdavem it was my 1,000th tweet. I just wanted some love from my people!
  3. Tweet 1,000 people! Show me some love! @anchasta @icanhasdavem @MultiverseAVL @PluckyChicken @StudioZaPow @TheHalJordan @UnexPleasures
  4. Jesus masturbated!
  5. That officially disturbed me... @PluckyChicken @tbeckett
  6. I had an ex that used them to hang curtains. I thought that was ironic. @PluckyChicken
  7. I feel her pain. @icanhasdavem @SugarCunt
  8. Please no solicitous replies.
  9. Apply to Jdmk1986@gmail.com with a short resume and picture, along with a one page paper on your qualifications.
  10. Now accepting applications for a flapper aviatrix to fill position as the love interest of a socially aware Clumpus in the Asheville area.
  11. Anypony know where I can find a hotty that's into dungeoniering, burlesque, and falling in love with ancient leviathian beasts?
  12. I summer in the land of the living, it's nice enough here. @PluckyChicken
  13. That not so great moment when you want to scream "SUFFER" at a person for being a twat!
  14. Anypony up for chill'n with some awesome people made of awesome sauce and listen to the best damn local band let me know before Thursday
  15. I think we can make that happen. @icanhasdavem
  16. Hey, @PluckyChicken how the heck are ya?
  17. Remember guys @Hellblinki is playing at The Get Down in Asheville thus Thursday May 31st. These guys are amazing, so be there!
  18. No jokes guys... I need a vacation.
  19. Tipping should be based on performance of job and amount of service given. Base minimum 15% for none buffet 10% for buffet @icanhasdavem
  20. TIP THEM 10% CAUSE THEY STILL BUS THE TABLE! @icanhasdavem